Re: Fill: Clean Only in Cipritine 9/9
anonymous
May 21 2013, 06:52:26 UTC
Back at the hotel room, she made sure to order a nice gift basket with primo booze for Liara. She lay back in her bed with a great big stupid grin on her face. This trip was turning out to be immensely eye opening in a cultural sense in the best way.
Her omnitool beeped.
She sat up to answer.
“Garrus?”
“Hi, Shepard. How are you liking the old home town?”
“It's been very welcoming, actually.”
“I take that you haven't pulled your gun on anybody yet, then.”
“Laugh it up, Garrus.”
“Sure. Um. I'm on the next shuttle; got to attend non-negotiable family business.”
“Nothing bad, I hope.”
“Nah. Not so much. Couple cousins getting out of boot camp, birth announcements, that sort of thing.”
“I see.”
“So. Yeah.”
Shepard closed her eyes, a sudden warmth in her chest from realization breaking clear and clean.
“Garrus?”
“Yeah?”
“I got the official tour of Cipritine. But nothing beats the inside scoop from a local. Are you free?”
Re: Fill: Clean Only in Cipritine 9/9
anonymous
May 21 2013, 15:03:06 UTC
This was amazing! Aaahhhhh! I was laughing my ass off at the intro, and then came a HOT TURIAN ORGY, and then Garrus is gonna come to the homeworld and help her with her innuendos! Gah, I fucking love this fill, and I love you, A!A. XD Can we haz sequels with Garrus? And maybe some of the other ME turians? Plz?
Awesome job, anon, this was just asakfjfkdlkfla-ly fabulous!
Re: Fill: Clean Only in Cipritine 9/9
anonymous
May 22 2013, 09:00:49 UTC
This was just fabulous. I liked the convincing way you described the bathing culture, and the sex scene was very hot. The dialogue was funny too. The other great thing is the amazing potential for sequels. Part 2: Garrus Helps Shepard with Her Back. Prequel: Garrus Joins the Normandy and Is Appalled by the Boring Bathing Culture of Humans.
Re: Fill: Clean Only in Cipritine 9/9
anonymous
May 23 2013, 03:38:11 UTC
holy shit a!a this was amazing! I didn't check the prompt and was fully expecting a very anthropological semi-awkward!Shep checkin' out the locals, coming back to the hotel room, collapsing on her bed in a puddle of embarrassment and calling Liara to ask her just what the hell she was thinking not telling her ... but then, well, you kinda turned the corner, and wow that was hot.
(also, above!anon: yes, I want boring Normandy bathing culture ... maybe kicked up a notch by our favourite turian ... )
Re: Fill: Clean Only in Cipritine 9/9
anonymous
June 12 2013, 09:58:31 UTC
OH sweet Jesus, this was delicious. I didn't know I wanted this fic until I read it xD Hilarious intro, then BAM suddenly hot Turian orgy. I'd love to go to a public bath if Garrus were there to help me with my back...
Her omnitool beeped.
She sat up to answer.
“Garrus?”
“Hi, Shepard. How are you liking the old home town?”
“It's been very welcoming, actually.”
“I take that you haven't pulled your gun on anybody yet, then.”
“Laugh it up, Garrus.”
“Sure. Um. I'm on the next shuttle; got to attend non-negotiable family business.”
“Nothing bad, I hope.”
“Nah. Not so much. Couple cousins getting out of boot camp, birth announcements, that sort of thing.”
“I see.”
“So. Yeah.”
Shepard closed her eyes, a sudden warmth in her chest from realization breaking clear and clean.
“Garrus?”
“Yeah?”
“I got the official tour of Cipritine. But nothing beats the inside scoop from a local. Are you free?”
“Oh, sure. You want the scoop, I can do that.”
“Great. And when you get here?”
“Yeah?”
“I might need a little help. With my back.”
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Awesome job, anon, this was just asakfjfkdlkfla-ly fabulous!
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The other great thing is the amazing potential for sequels. Part 2: Garrus Helps Shepard with Her Back. Prequel: Garrus Joins the Normandy and Is Appalled by the Boring Bathing Culture of Humans.
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(also, above!anon: yes, I want boring Normandy bathing culture ... maybe kicked up a notch by our favourite turian ... )
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Hilarious intro, then BAM suddenly hot Turian orgy. I'd love to go to a public bath if Garrus were there to help me with my back...
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