Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART X

Jun 11, 2012 12:30

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anonymous June 11 2012, 02:41:39 UTC
I want garrus/femshep/thane!

I can't decide between these two hunky guys. they both give off wonderful sex appeal.

I want Shepard to be this indecisive too or hell even hit with sex pollen while out on a mission and she's with these two lovely men. give me the love and the sex. and no noncon please. Dubcon is acceptable.

bonus points for a dominant loves to control the sex Thane and aggressive, animalistic almost afraid to hurt his commander but can't stop the love Garrus.

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Garrus/femShep/Thane anonymous June 22 2012, 12:52:15 UTC
I know what you mean! I love them both and it's really hard to decide between these too.

I started to work on something for you, and I can probably post the first one or two chapters later today.

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Re: Garrus/femShep/Thane anonymous June 22 2012, 12:54:13 UTC
I meant "between these two". Argh

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Symbiosis 1/? anonymous June 22 2012, 15:57:33 UTC
"Commander, scans indicate a possible dust storm
forming in the area" The pilot's voice crackled over the shuttle's
speakers. "Shall we abort landing and return to the Normandy?"

Shit. Just what we
needed.

"No, if we don't land now it might be too late to come
back later" Shepard sighed. "We'll just have to hurry up, finish this
damned mission and get our asses out as quickly as possible."

"Understood, Commander."

The speakers shut off and the noise of the engine's hum
filled the cabin again.

"That is... unfortunate" Thane remarked.

"Yeah. Let's just hope that the only reason
communications from the mine stopped is some relay burning out, nothing
more" Shepard said, shaking her head as if even she didn't believe herself.

"We can't be that lucky" Garrus snorted, shooting
an amused smirk at her.

She smiled at him then leaned back against the shuttle's
wall, crossing her arms in front of her chest. Sitting across from her teammates
she watched with pride and affection as they checked their weapons with cool
confidence.

She ( ... )

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anonymous June 11 2012, 02:57:01 UTC
Femshep is playing E.T. by Katy Perry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM
the video

Garrus walks in on her singing with her hairbrush as the microphone and hears the lyrics.

bonus points on first time sexings

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anonymous June 11 2012, 04:21:07 UTC
Omg, every time I hear this song I imagine the exact same scenario. I'd totally fill this if I wasn't so darned sick.

Sooooo seconding this with the fire of a thousand supernovas!

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anonymous June 12 2012, 05:48:34 UTC
I reeeaaallly want to fulfill this, but I realized that once I started writing it, it ended up being ... all serious and long. I've never written anything like this (this would be my first MEKink) and I'm really ... uhhh... shy? about it.

I guess I just want to ask if you guys would be willing to read something a little more serious and longer? Or if you wanted something short and fun?

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op here anonymous June 12 2012, 17:17:19 UTC
These things can be however the AA wants them to be. OP is happy.

And besides these things can also be filled more than once. Don't worry.

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Femshep/Garrus, Liara/Javik, or Vega/Cortez fraternization kink anonymous June 11 2012, 03:00:19 UTC
Anything Garrus/femshep, Javik/Liara, or Vega/Cortez that plays up the military aspects of their lives. Call it a fraternization kink.

-sex in a bunk
-sex while sparring
-having to face the gossip
-working out kink.
-shower kink.

Or less sexy more situational,
-pulling rank
-comparison of prothean tactics vs other species
-drills of any sort and by god, what would their ditty be?
-whatever other aspects you can think of.

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Re: Femshep/Garrus, Liara/Javik, or Vega/Cortez fraternization kink anonymous June 12 2012, 12:13:16 UTC
can I just say:
1. seconded
2. flawless shipping taste there, OP

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Re: Femshep/Garrus, Liara/Javik, or Vega/Cortez fraternization kink anonymous June 26 2012, 18:22:44 UTC
I'll give it a shot OP, but be warned, it'll be my first fill ever so don't get your hopes too high.

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Teach You to Dance 1/? anonymous June 26 2012, 19:22:26 UTC
Here you go OP, this will hopefully fit some of the bill, I'll wash dishes if it doesn't

"How are my boys doing?" Cortez just nodded as their CO stepped out of the elevator with a cup of coffee in hand.

"We're as productive as you would expect after getting our hands on that tech you bought in ma'am." oh yes scoffed a tiny voice in the back of his head We were very productive watching Vega, productive is exactly the word I would use.

"That is we would be if Mister Vega was less intent on maintaining his six pack and more focused on installing the new mods for the rifles!" James popped out from his mancave with a scowl.

"Come on Esteban! I gotta be in fighting form, I'm an N7 and all!"

"N7 in training." Shepard reminded him with a chuckle. "And don't give me that look-" Oh lord, the look. The look that had gotten him to start daydreaming during some more mindless work. The look that had gotten him to leave the safety of the bar for the rowdy dance floor ( ... )

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Renegade!ManShep takes advantage of Vega (dub-con) anonymous June 11 2012, 03:32:22 UTC
We all know Vega kind of looks up to Shepard (don't think it needs to be said, but obviously I don't mean in a Conrad Verner sort of way).

To Vega, Shepard is the best of the best, the hero of the citadel and pride of humanity, and he greatly respects that. So when he actually meets Shepard he's surprised to learn he's not at all what the posters made him out to be. He's harsh and intimidating, he speaks every word with authority and doesn't take bullshit. And that's all fine, Vega eventually grows to respect the tough as nails badass Shepard really is more than he ever did the stoic hero the Alliance made him into.

That is until Shepard starts making moves on him. Nothing too noticeable at first: Maybe when they first spar, Shepard shamelessly gropes his ass or something. But as his advances become more and more graphic, Vega finds himself in an uncomfortable situation. When he really thinks about it, Shepard is pretty good looking, but Vega's not really sure if wants this, or even if he's into men. But Shepard, being the semi- ( ... )

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Re: Renegade!ManShep takes advantage of Vega (dub-con) anonymous June 11 2012, 05:33:45 UTC
All of my wants, my kinks, my boners, my cookies, my internets... ughhhhhhhh, damn something just broke.

So fucking seconded. *¬*

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Re: Renegade!ManShep takes advantage of Vega (dub-con) anonymous June 11 2012, 10:59:05 UTC
The best prompt ever awkejdbshektofhagegd would fill but can't write smut ;A; SECONDED!!

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Re: Renegade!ManShep takes advantage of Vega (dub-con) anonymous June 12 2012, 20:24:37 UTC
This hits so many of my kinks: Renegade M!Shepard, Bottom!Vega, dirty talk, and Kaidan as a sex slave. So seconded!

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Shepard/Vakarian, post first contact war AU anonymous June 11 2012, 04:01:14 UTC
So, there are some fills about these two being the bestest warriors of their respective militaries and getting married for political reasons. Those fills mostly focus on their first time together though, and while there's nothing wrong with that, I'd like to see something a bit different.
I am curious how people who were recently nothing more than a couple of mortal enemies try to live together, how they deal with well, everything everyday life in such situation might throw them into.
Would prefer f!Shepard without a first name/any nicknames. Sexytimes not required, but if there are any, please make it consensual.

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Re: Shepard/Vakarian, post first contact war AU anonymous June 11 2012, 14:41:44 UTC
Seconded!
This prompt has so much potential, I really hope someone takes it.

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Enemy territory 1/? anonymous June 12 2012, 08:28:10 UTC

Everyone in the car felt the tension. It hung above them like big, dark raincloud and asari driving was expecting lightning strike any moment. Everything was her fault and she was paying the price now, begging Goddess or any force in Galaxy, that the two in backseat didn’t know it. Liara shuddered. Maybe they did and would kill her the moment she stopped the car. Or maybe they would tie her up and torture in basement. She needed to stop thinking about it. "Protheans and artifacts,” she counted in her head, trying to remember what made her happy, “big, deep pit, full of treasures, far far away, where the two most dangerous soldiers in galaxy wouldn’t be able to find me.” Just a month ago, having turian and human closer than 500 meters meant bloodshed. Then asari and salarians stepped in, after ten long years of war, and made the peace terms to speed things up. Liara had been in committee as her mother’s substitute, since she was unable to attend, though she had no idea what to say or why this was even allowed. One day she overheard ( ... )

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Enemy territory 2/? anonymous June 12 2012, 08:34:14 UTC
“I’ll come back in few days to see how you’re doing. Hope you like the house,” Liara said, preparing to leave.

“It’s lovely, thank you,” Shepard answered, giving her a small, tired smile.

When she was gone, Garrus picked up his bag and headed to second floor. “You can take the bedroom,” he said, halfway up. She didn’t answer anything, just took her own bag and followed.

Shepard didn’t even look around, taking off her clothes and falling in the bed. It was soft and warm and smelled like freshly washed sheets. She felt so tired. The past month was a blur, one moment she was shouting at her superiors, that they have no rights to dictate who she marries, the next - she’s standing in a white dress for a wedding photo. But the wedding was over, the war was over and her life as she knew it was over as well. Tomorrow she’ll have to start everything from scratch, somehow not killing her husband or making a target of herself. Last thing she thought about was the conversation when she finally agreed to this. “Is your life alone more ( ... )

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