Magnitude

[sinvraal]

I have this nagging worry about ME3, and for once it has nothing to do with who Shepard gets to snog.

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[thirteenthchime]

I have this nagging worry about ME3, and for once it has nothing to do with who Shepard gets to snog.

Oh, ho, watch me connect the worries for you:

Bioware, channeling Peter Molyneux, will pull a "YOUR LOVE INTEREST OR AN ENTIRE COLONY" in the first 30 minutes of the game.

Only this time I'll actually care and feel way worse than I did in Fable 3.

/That would be a super cheap move on Bioware's part

[aryss_reaper]

...

At least Anders isn't in this fandom, but TOUCH JOKER AND SHIT IS ON.

[virusq]

THIS.

*ANGRY FACE*

[thirteenthchime]

IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP JOKER, ZAEED WILL RAISE SUCH AN ARMY (OF REAPERS) THAT THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT OF THE GALAXY FOR SNARKY PILOTS TO JOKE ABOUT.

...Wait.

[aryss_reaper]

...WHAT? BUT ZAEED IS MY COMRADE. MY SHEP AND HIM ARE GOOD BUDDIES.

ZAEED, Y U BETRAY ME WITH SEXY SCOTTISH ACCENT AND A CHASTE ROMANCE?

*boom* JOKER BLOWS UP THE CITADEL. PILOTS WILL NO LONGER BE OPPRESSED!

[skellington1]

Batarian lives? What batarian lives? I HAS A PILOT.

[alison_swift]

Just before Arrival, someone I know sent me a message about some spoilers that had been leaked about 'a great sacrifice', which I knew about.

They proceeded to tell me, that the 'great sacrifice' was going to be Joker, saving Shepard from something.

... I dunno it seemed on topic to tell a story of a douche who trolled me. ;-; I almost kicked his ass...

[aryss_reaper]

...

I can't even.

[virusq]

DOUCHE! LEMME AT HIM!
*rolls up sleeves*

[alison_swift]

It was a hurtful, hurtful day. ;_;

Amusingly, recently he became really irritating/rude/unpleasant, so I blocked him everywhere I knew him on. :D

[sinvraal]

DAMMIT.

I'll either go one way and care, or go way off the other side and be like Zoe when she was asked to choose between Wash and Mal.

[thirteenthchime]

If Kaidan is Wash in this scenario, than they really better not make a movie. ;__;

Oh, who am I kidding, if they make a movie Kaidan won't even make it past ME1.

[arysani]

Proof that sexism isn't just in our video game adverts. I try not to think about it and keep hoping for a non-Shep plotline for this movie they're supposedly doing...

[patoplastico]

):

[virusq]

Plotline: YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN KAIDAN OR 300,000 BAT-
Me: 300,000 BATS.
Plotline: You didn't let me finish.
Me: NO TIME. BATS ARE DYING.

... ooorrr...

Plotline: YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN JOKER OR 3--
Me: JOKER!
Plotline: BATARIANS, WOMAN. A WHOLE SPECIES.
Me: SOD OFF, PLOTLINE. GIMMIE THE PILOT OR THE GALAXY BURNS.

[aryss_reaper]

The second option is totally uglynoodles and myself.