FFic Update: Redundant Chapter 67
Title: Redundant
Chapter: 67 - Survivor
Rating: M (story warnings below apply)
Featured Characters: Liara, FemShep, Alenko, Williams, Toombs, Dr. Wayne, OC
Synopsis: Liara revisits the last mission with Shepard and realizes she's a Shenko fangirl (if she squints) while Alenko and Williams question the edibility of military breakfast rations. Also, fun with fuzzy slippers. Because!
A/N: I'm not happy with the way this chapter turned out. I've been poking at it for weeks now. Like guinea pigs passionately in love, the paragraphs keep multiplying. D: I hope you like it better than I do.
( “First,” Liara began and pointed to the green fuzzy shoes. She was certain they were staring at her, pinning her with their unsettling grins. “Shepard, what are those?” )
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Title: Redundant
Rating: M
Genre: Sci-fi/adventure/humor/action/drama/lust, UST, jealousy and lecherous thoughts, romance!fail
Warnings: Most chapters are not beta'd, crude humor, black comedy, adult language, graphic violence is graphic, adult situations, alien discrimination, drug use, rocks fall and people die, things blow up, rampaging dinosaurs (you name it, and I've probably included it or have the intention of including it later)
Pairings Love Triangles: Alenko/FemShep/Liara, Williams/Joker/OC, Williams/Alenko/Shepard, Joker/Williams/Alenko, everybody/everybody else/someone other than that (Wait, you mean Space Operas and Soap Operas aren't the same thing? ...Oops?)
Summary: Saren? Geth attacks? The end of civilization as we know it? Pfffssh. Don't worry. Rich Achievement Unlocked! ME1 heaved at you like stinky flying turnips with emphasis on side quests, explosions, technobabble, and conversations not found while playing the game. Shenko subplot. Mostly.
( Nowhere in the giant book of rules that made up the Systems Alliance bureaucracy did it specifically state, "Thou shalt not stare at another's bum-particularly if the other's bum happens to be thy XO." )
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Chapter: 67 - Survivor
Rating: M (story warnings below apply)
Featured Characters: Liara, FemShep, Alenko, Williams, Toombs, Dr. Wayne, OC
Synopsis: Liara revisits the last mission with Shepard and realizes she's a Shenko fangirl (if she squints) while Alenko and Williams question the edibility of military breakfast rations. Also, fun with fuzzy slippers. Because!
A/N: I'm not happy with the way this chapter turned out. I've been poking at it for weeks now. Like guinea pigs passionately in love, the paragraphs keep multiplying. D: I hope you like it better than I do.
( “First,” Liara began and pointed to the green fuzzy shoes. She was certain they were staring at her, pinning her with their unsettling grins. “Shepard, what are those?” )
AO3 Flavored
New? Want a taste? Taste testers, apply now! (kinda tastes like chicken but with additives... like plastic explosives)
Title: Redundant
Rating: M
Genre: Sci-fi/adventure/humor/action/drama/lust, UST, jealousy and lecherous thoughts, romance!fail
Warnings: Most chapters are not beta'd, crude humor, black comedy, adult language, graphic violence is graphic, adult situations, alien discrimination, drug use, rocks fall and people die, things blow up, rampaging dinosaurs (you name it, and I've probably included it or have the intention of including it later)
Pairings Love Triangles: Alenko/FemShep/Liara, Williams/Joker/OC, Williams/Alenko/Shepard, Joker/Williams/Alenko, everybody/everybody else/someone other than that (Wait, you mean Space Operas and Soap Operas aren't the same thing? ...Oops?)
Summary: Saren? Geth attacks? The end of civilization as we know it? Pfffssh. Don't worry. Rich Achievement Unlocked! ME1 heaved at you like stinky flying turnips with emphasis on side quests, explosions, technobabble, and conversations not found while playing the game. Shenko subplot. Mostly.
( Nowhere in the giant book of rules that made up the Systems Alliance bureaucracy did it specifically state, "Thou shalt not stare at another's bum-particularly if the other's bum happens to be thy XO." )
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