FFic Update: Redundant Chapter 64
Title: Redundant
Chapter: 64 - Space Cow Rodeo
Rating: M (warnings: adult language and frequent f-bomb drops, violence, weird-ass dude logic, no research done, I regret nothing, etc.)
Featured Characters: FemShep, Admiral Hackett, Alenko, Williams, Garrus, Liara, Joker, OCs, Space Cows, dead guys (what? they do so count.)
Synopsis: Gravity, dinosaurs, and shifty-looking cows. Oh, my! (AKA: Fun with the "UNC: Dead Scientists" sidequest.) Plus, Joker has a panic attack.
A/N: AO3 is the most up-to-date version. Can't remember if I updated FF dot net before I moved with the proper crew names, e.g. Greg Adams, Charles Pressly, Karin Chakwas, etc. Comments are welcome. Kinda nervous since I haven't been around in a while. (BTW, I've missed you guys. No, still no internet at home. I'm so behind on what's going on.)
( Oh, god. Panic blossomed in his gut. Was she going to have the Feelings talk with him again? )
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Title: Redundant
Rating: M
Genre: Sci-fi/adventure/humor/action/drama/lust, UST, jealousy and lecherous thoughts romance!Fail
Warnings: Most chapters are not beta'd, crude humor, black comedy, adult language, graphic violence is graphic, adult situations, alien discrimination, drug use, rocks fall and people die, things blow up, rampaging dinosaurs (you name it, and I've probably included it or have the intention of including it later)
Pairings Love Triangles: Alenko/FemShep/Liara, Williams/Joker/OC, Williams/Alenko/Shepard, Joker/Williams/Alenko, everybody/everybody else/someone other than that (Wait, you mean Space Operas and Soap Operas aren't the same thing? ...Oops?)
Summary: Saren? Geth attacks? The end of civilization as we know it? Pfffssh. Don't worry. Rich Achievement Unlocked! ME1 heaved at you like stinky flying turnips with emphasis on side quests, explosions and conversations not found while playing the game. Shenko subplot. ...Mostly.
( Nowhere in the giant book of rules that made up the Systems Alliance bureaucracy did it specifically state, "Thou shalt not stare at another's bum-particularly if the other's bum happens to be thy XO." )
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Chapter: 64 - Space Cow Rodeo
Rating: M (warnings: adult language and frequent f-bomb drops, violence, weird-ass dude logic, no research done, I regret nothing, etc.)
Featured Characters: FemShep, Admiral Hackett, Alenko, Williams, Garrus, Liara, Joker, OCs, Space Cows, dead guys (what? they do so count.)
Synopsis: Gravity, dinosaurs, and shifty-looking cows. Oh, my! (AKA: Fun with the "UNC: Dead Scientists" sidequest.) Plus, Joker has a panic attack.
A/N: AO3 is the most up-to-date version. Can't remember if I updated FF dot net before I moved with the proper crew names, e.g. Greg Adams, Charles Pressly, Karin Chakwas, etc. Comments are welcome. Kinda nervous since I haven't been around in a while. (BTW, I've missed you guys. No, still no internet at home. I'm so behind on what's going on.)
( Oh, god. Panic blossomed in his gut. Was she going to have the Feelings talk with him again? )
AO3 Flavored
New? Want a taste? Taste testers, apply now! (kinda tastes like chicken with additives... like plastic explosives)
Title: Redundant
Rating: M
Genre: Sci-fi/adventure/humor/action/drama/lust, UST, jealousy and lecherous thoughts romance!Fail
Warnings: Most chapters are not beta'd, crude humor, black comedy, adult language, graphic violence is graphic, adult situations, alien discrimination, drug use, rocks fall and people die, things blow up, rampaging dinosaurs (you name it, and I've probably included it or have the intention of including it later)
Pairings Love Triangles: Alenko/FemShep/Liara, Williams/Joker/OC, Williams/Alenko/Shepard, Joker/Williams/Alenko, everybody/everybody else/someone other than that (Wait, you mean Space Operas and Soap Operas aren't the same thing? ...Oops?)
Summary: Saren? Geth attacks? The end of civilization as we know it? Pfffssh. Don't worry. Rich Achievement Unlocked! ME1 heaved at you like stinky flying turnips with emphasis on side quests, explosions and conversations not found while playing the game. Shenko subplot. ...Mostly.
( Nowhere in the giant book of rules that made up the Systems Alliance bureaucracy did it specifically state, "Thou shalt not stare at another's bum-particularly if the other's bum happens to be thy XO." )
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