title:
A Star to Steer Her Bychapter 35, in which everyone hangs out on the Normandy for awhile, because advancing the plot was exhausting.
Warnings/rating: M (sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll violence).
characters: Joker, Shepard, and the crew
genre: humor, romance
"There, at last, were signs the room's occupant was very much alive - and very much Shepard. There was probably someone else in the universe who kept ration bars, spare ammo blocks, and a vibrator in their nightstand, but he was pretty sure he hadn't met them."
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