Officially de-lurking...
Hi, The Odd Little Turtle here. I bring an Official Contribution to an already great community... (hopefully I don't degrade the quality of the comm)
Official De-lurk Gift: 2 Fanfictions
Name: Same Old Story, Chapter 1 of ?
Characters: Renegade Kaidan/Fem!Shep, Joker, others
General idea: The corruption of Kaidan by a xenophobic Fem!Shep with Batman syndrome. Told through Shepard's eyes in first person POV. Spoilers for ME.
Rating: Mature (it may only be considered T, but I didn't want to take any chances) for overall darkness, sexual tension, language, violent thoughts, racism against aliens/the handicapped
Word Count: (excluding ungodly amount of A/N) 909
First Impressions
Name: Redundant
Characters: Fem!Shep/Alenko, others, love polyhedron (eventually)
General idea: Military science fiction retelling of Mass Effect with extras taking a realistic approach to Fem!Shep/Alenko fraternization. Mostly Alenko's POV, but changes at random. Humor where necessary. Spoilers for ME - it is a walk-thru (-ish).
Rating: Mature for language, crude jokes, adult situations, etc. (I'm probably pushing FF's limits.)
Word Count: (according to FF Dot Net) 36,540
Quirks and Turnips, Clothing Optional