Mass Effect: Invasion #2 Preview

[luslanz]

A 6 page preview for the next issue at The Daily Blam. Now with 20% more biotics and 100% less turian decapitation!

Comments

[wow_a_taffypull]

A turian got decapitated in the last one? Is...is there somewhere on the internet i can see it because whoa gross D:

I may have trouble imagining Aria using the phrase "treasure trove," but I never get tired of her kicky bolero jacket.

[luslanz]

[evilsherbear]

All I think is that both those guys should be wearing gloves if they're going to be chopping up bodies. Going to leave fingerprints everywhere. I might watch too many crime dramas . . .

[luslanz]

Well, what with all the logos they don't strike me as the most subtle of people :P

[evilsherbear]

Now I just want them to have gloves so I can see the Cerberus logo on them. You can never be too overbranded!

I wonder why Bioware never sold any Cerberus tees . . .

[wow_a_taffypull]

DDD: they're even putting it in a futurejar

[luslanz]

Cerberus brand Turian-in-a-can!

[wow_a_taffypull]

cerberus guys please put a spring under it so it pops out like a gag gift

[popehippo]

I love how they even have the Cerberus logo on the jar. For a hyper secret organization, they sure love slapping that thing on everything.

[luslanz]

They must have a whole cell dedicated to printing those stickers.

[sinvraal]

TIM knows how important branding is. *sage nod*

[zidane]

... Wait maybe that explains the funding question.

[sinvraal]

[zidane]

Where the real money in your paramilitary black-op terrorist cell organization is made!

"LOL" applies here

[zikadee]

oh my god I just choked on my drink

[skellington1]

Remember, here at Cerberus, we personify Evil Incompetent (tm)!

Want secrecy? Slap a few logos on that thing! And that thing! And the other thing! BRAND ALL THE THINGS.

Want "Science"? We do the research no one else will consider! Seriously, Aperture won't even touch the things we experiment on -- or our workplace disaster record! Here at Cerberus, we've made research an art...ful way to kill our own employees. In a move that Galactic Business Daily called "Synergistic" and "a stroke of*... genius", our core "Secrecy" brand value is preserved through efficient, research-driven destruction of project personel. Who are then found in a pool of blood wearing Cerberus branded uniforms, dentures, and bikini-briefs, clutching their secret lab results. This unparelled marketing strategy sends a clear identity message: CERBERUS! We do science! And secrecy!

*redacted: modifiers "mad" and "evil".

okay okay I'll stop now.