Title: Redundant
Chapter: 52 - Bonds
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien discrimination/prejudice - might be a bit triggery, might not be (YMMV)
Featured Characters: FemShep, Alenko, Liara, Joker, Williams, OCs
Synopsis: Shepard has a bad hair day. Why not? It's not like anything else could go wrong. >_>
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By the way the helmsman was packing down the chow, he didn’t seem too put out that Kaidan had opted to use vat-grown beef. )
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Title: Redundant
Rating: M
Genre: Sci-fi/adventure/humor/action/drama/lust, UST, jealousy and lecherous thoughts romance
Warnings: Most chapters are not beta'd, crude humor, black comedy, adult language, graphic violence is graphic, adult situations, alien discrimination, drug use, rocks fall and people die, things blow up (you name it, and I've probably included it or have the intention of including it later)
Pairings Love Triangles: Alenko/FemShep/Liara, Williams/Joker/OC, Williams/Alenko/Shepard, Joker/Williams/Alenko, everybody/everybody else/someone other than that (Wait, you mean Space Operas and Soap Operas aren't the same thing? ...Oops?)
Summary: Saren? Geth attacks? The end of civilization as we know it? Pfffssh. Don't worry. Rich Achievement Unlocked! ME1 heaved at you like stinky flying turnips with emphasis on side quests, explosions and conversations not found while playing the game. Shenko subplot. Mostly.
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Nowhere in the giant book of rules that made up the Systems Alliance bureaucracy did it specifically state, "Thou shalt not stare at another's bum-particularly if the other's bum happens to be thy XO." )
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