super sonic ninja
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Have sex with your partner on the hood of your car. Blow your load on her face, and then push her off of the car onto the dirt. Hop in the car and proceed to peel out, leaving dirt on her face.
Today, we got “new to us” furniture…the old Palmer hall furniture. I got really aggravated with both of my roommates, and wanted to go Super Sonic Ninja on everyone. -“Look. I’m giving a cigarette to a baby. Fuck you, Americans!”-- So that’s about it. I wish I could get my knee back into good working order and put on my magic pants and play some Theta ball…at least eat some Theta mix. Only 24 hours left on the ambulance driver watch…thank God for that. Well, I’m gonna go read for history so I can pass my quiz…or something like that. Outtie!
Have sex with your partner on the hood of your car. Blow your load on her face, and then push her off of the car onto the dirt. Hop in the car and proceed to peel out, leaving dirt on her face.
Today, we got “new to us” furniture…the old Palmer hall furniture. I got really aggravated with both of my roommates, and wanted to go Super Sonic Ninja on everyone. -“Look. I’m giving a cigarette to a baby. Fuck you, Americans!”-- So that’s about it. I wish I could get my knee back into good working order and put on my magic pants and play some Theta ball…at least eat some Theta mix. Only 24 hours left on the ambulance driver watch…thank God for that. Well, I’m gonna go read for history so I can pass my quiz…or something like that. Outtie!