Punk Nigg@s!!!!!!
Why am I constantly underestimated? Is it b/c I'm a chick. Is it b/c I'm only 5'1.
Whatever the reason, these motherfuckas think they can talk to me any ol' fuckin way. They claim they're crazy and shit. Dem Niggas ain't seen crazy. One nigga wants to tell me the his fucking laptop is more than my useless fucking life. That's some funny shit. I'm telling Duke to fucking relax before he hurts himself and my Sgt has the nerve to tell MEEEEEEE relax!!! I know I didn't start nothing.
Hold let me back up. And actually tell the story.
I'm sitting at my desk looking on-line and My Cpl and Sgt are throwing shit at each other( they both out rank me). My Cpl hits me with a foam ball so I threw back at him. He tries to catch it and it hits Cpl Dickhead. Cpl Dickhead is sitting in front of his laptop. The FOAMMMMMM Ball doesn't even hit his Computer. ANd he Begins Bitchin and Complainin.
Cpl DICKHEAD: Let me tell you two fucking ingrates something, This fucking computer is worth more than your measly, pathetic, useless fucking life!!
(He said "you two" right?! So that means it was meant for two people. Why was I the only one he was barking at like the bitch of dog he is?!!!!!!!)
ME: Yea whatever, You really need to relax yourself.
Cpl DICKHEAD: Don't fucking tell me what to do! Who the FUCK are you to tell me what to do?!!!!! Fuck That!
ME: (smirk on face and The PPLs Eyebrow, LOL) Yea whatever, yo that's my word you need to relax before you hurt yourself.
Sgt: Y'all both need to come down to earth b/c you're both in space.
Now You tell me if I was wrong for saying what I said. Please if my Sgt didn't cut me off. Dickhead's feelings would have been hurt. But I can't wait until he says something to me. Oh, and best believe he's going to have to asks me something b/c he don't know shit. Wow, that's what happens when your the only chick and the only Minority. LUCKY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LESSON OF THE DAY: IF YOU ARE THE LOWEST RANK YOU WILL ALWAYS GET THE SHORTER END OF THE STICK. WHY YOU ASK?! B/C SHIT ROLLS DOWN HILL.
Whatever the reason, these motherfuckas think they can talk to me any ol' fuckin way. They claim they're crazy and shit. Dem Niggas ain't seen crazy. One nigga wants to tell me the his fucking laptop is more than my useless fucking life. That's some funny shit. I'm telling Duke to fucking relax before he hurts himself and my Sgt has the nerve to tell MEEEEEEE relax!!! I know I didn't start nothing.
Hold let me back up. And actually tell the story.
I'm sitting at my desk looking on-line and My Cpl and Sgt are throwing shit at each other( they both out rank me). My Cpl hits me with a foam ball so I threw back at him. He tries to catch it and it hits Cpl Dickhead. Cpl Dickhead is sitting in front of his laptop. The FOAMMMMMM Ball doesn't even hit his Computer. ANd he Begins Bitchin and Complainin.
Cpl DICKHEAD: Let me tell you two fucking ingrates something, This fucking computer is worth more than your measly, pathetic, useless fucking life!!
(He said "you two" right?! So that means it was meant for two people. Why was I the only one he was barking at like the bitch of dog he is?!!!!!!!)
ME: Yea whatever, You really need to relax yourself.
Cpl DICKHEAD: Don't fucking tell me what to do! Who the FUCK are you to tell me what to do?!!!!! Fuck That!
ME: (smirk on face and The PPLs Eyebrow, LOL) Yea whatever, yo that's my word you need to relax before you hurt yourself.
Sgt: Y'all both need to come down to earth b/c you're both in space.
Now You tell me if I was wrong for saying what I said. Please if my Sgt didn't cut me off. Dickhead's feelings would have been hurt. But I can't wait until he says something to me. Oh, and best believe he's going to have to asks me something b/c he don't know shit. Wow, that's what happens when your the only chick and the only Minority. LUCKY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LESSON OF THE DAY: IF YOU ARE THE LOWEST RANK YOU WILL ALWAYS GET THE SHORTER END OF THE STICK. WHY YOU ASK?! B/C SHIT ROLLS DOWN HILL.