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[maskyoursins]

I'm pregnant??

ooc; YEAH SO Lloyd has been feeling really tired and hungry lately. So he googled his "symptoms" and. This is his conclusion thanks to google. H-have fun.

Comments

[dude_stfufatass]

Gross, dude.

[maskyoursins]

How do I make it go awayyy?

[dude_stfufatass]

Okay, dude, this is gonna sound weird, but just like, trust me on this.

These lion cubs up on a mountain near my house know how to perform abortions. You could go to them, 'cause the abortion doctor costs money, and the lion cubs would really be cost-efficient.

Although that was just in a story my fatass friend told for school, so I don't know if the lion cubs actually know how to give abortions.

[maskyoursins]

What're the chances it's true? 50-50?

[dude_stfufatass]

Well, actually, yeah, about 50-50. Weird shit happens in our town all the time; it wouldn't surprise me.

I mean, there's the actual abortion doctor, but idk. I guess you could always try the lion cubs.

[maskyoursins]

I'll try the lion cubs.

[upyourscolonel]

Don't tell Lloyd things like that, he might actually believe it.

[maskyoursins]

I'M GOING TO SEE THE LION CUBS

THEY'LL HELP ME!

[upyourscolonel]

LION CUBS CAN'T PREFORM ABORTIONS, LLOYD! THEY'RE BABY LIONS!!

[maskyoursins]

THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE CERTIFIED

I'LL GO

[upyourscolonel]

LLOYD JUST ASK YOUR DAD!

[maskyoursins]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IDEA THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD.

[upyourscolonel]

HE'S JUST GOING TO SMACK YOU FOR BEING AN IDIOT.

[maskyoursins]

ISN'T THAT BAD FOR THE BABY?

[upyourscolonel]

YOU'RE A MAN, YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT!!

[maskyoursins]