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[maskyoursins]

I haven't updated in a while. What's happened since I last did...

• Colette became a pimp and beat me with a cane (not because she wanted to)
• I had a crush on Kratos (not because I wanted to)
• Someone punched me for my "alleged crimes" (because they wanted to)
• Noishe ate my homework (because I fed it to him because he's insane

Comments

[handsoffmyhead]

Do people even listen to her anymore?

[maskyoursins]

Who? Celine Dion?

[handsoffmyhead]

Yeah

[maskyoursins]

I guess?

[automailmaker]

You had a lot goin' on.

[maskyoursins]

There was more, but I didn't feel like typing it all up.

[automailmaker]

Oh my. Will you be alright?

[maskyoursins]

Of course!

[whee_go_boom]

Quite an eventful absence you have had, I see.

[maskyoursins]

It's been a long time! If nothing happened, it'd be weird.

[pervertsmustdie]

You had. A crush on Kratos?

[hunniesdigpink]

We~ll, if it isn't the busty banshee!

[pervertsmustdie]

Oh. Great. It's you. Don't you have some other girls to leer at?

[hunniesdigpink]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[yuhina]

Celine Dion, huh?

[hunniesdigpink]

Well hello there, my exotic little hunny!

[yuhina]

Hi.

[maskyoursins]

You know her?