kleptomaniacs, etc.
AIM RP between me and nothercules. Thought it was somewhat amusing, so I'm posting it.
(alte rgenetix = Ottoman Empire!Turkiye - Vulpez5 = Little!Greece.)
Vulpez5 (4:27:14 PM): /WILL DRAW SHIT ON YOUR MASK WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING >:C
alte rgenetix (4:27:18 PM): ;||||
Vulpez5 (4:27:20 PM): /swirls and curls
alte rgenetix (4:27:21 PM): An' steal my hat
Vulpez5 (4:27:25 PM): /and a cat in the center
Vulpez5 (4:27:39 PM): /puts eyelashes around the eye holes
alte rgenetix (4:27:44 PM): *PFFT*
Vulpez5 (4:27:46 PM): /he'll get to the had in a minute
alte rgenetix (4:27:55 PM): *ZzzZZZZzz*
Vulpez5 (4:27:57 PM): /is gonna do this in a hurry >:C
Vulpez5 (4:28:06 PM): /doesn't wanna get caught-- NOT THAT HE'S AFRAID OR ANYTHING
Vulpez5 (4:28:13 PM): /just hates seeing your face
alte rgenetix (4:28:16 PM): *mutters intelligently*
Vulpez5 (4:28:28 PM): /unintelligently?
Vulpez5 (4:28:35 PM): /puts the mask back beside the bed
alte rgenetix (4:28:40 PM): *WAS SARCASM*
Vulpez5 (4:28:45 PM): /reaches for the hat
alte rgenetix (4:28:46 PM): *insert more intelligent noises here*
alte rgenetix (4:29:06 PM): *STIRS*
Vulpez5 (4:29:13 PM): . . . !
alte rgenetix (4:29:28 PM): Mmmnn... Greece-.... brattt....
alte rgenetix (4:29:32 PM): *ZzzZZ, flips over*
Vulpez5 (4:29:46 PM): /ISN'T A BRAT
Vulpez5 (4:29:55 PM): /asdfghdhjl;
Vulpez5 (4:30:02 PM): /moves out of the way and grabs the hat >:C;;
alte rgenetix (4:30:06 PM): *SO SAYS THE ONE GRAFFITIING MY MASK*
alte rgenetix (4:30:38 PM): *waves his arm in a vague direction, still snoozing*
Vulpez5 (4:30:58 PM): /taaaaakes the hat away
Vulpez5 (4:31:15 PM): /makes for the door now
alte rgenetix (4:31:20 PM): *SITS UP.*
alte rgenetix (4:31:21 PM): Oi.
Vulpez5 (4:31:42 PM): . . . !
alte rgenetix (4:31:42 PM): You fuckin' brat, I was awake the whole time.
Vulpez5 (4:31:53 PM): /holds onto the hat tighter
alte rgenetix (4:32:03 PM): *STANDS UP AND MARCHES RIGHT ON OVER*
alte rgenetix (4:32:07 PM): *LOOMS*
Vulpez5 (4:32:11 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:32:13 PM): /looks up at
Vulpez5 (4:32:19 PM): /FEROCIOUS KID GLARE BACK
alte rgenetix (4:32:32 PM): *holds out hand, is going to be diplomatic with you.*
alte rgenetix (4:32:35 PM): Give it.
alte rgenetix (4:32:43 PM): Shouldn' take things that ain't yers, brat.
Vulpez5 (4:32:51 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:33:12 PM): Then give me back my mom's house.
alte rgenetix (4:33:17 PM): ... HAHAHHA
alte rgenetix (4:33:29 PM): That's mine now, thought ya'd be over that already.
Vulpez5 (4:33:45 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:33:46 PM): /mumbles
Vulpez5 (4:33:53 PM): Notyours.
alte rgenetix (4:34:01 PM): AN' IT AIN'T YERS EITHER.
alte rgenetix (4:34:11 PM): Now gimme my hat! Learn some manners!
Vulpez5 (4:34:44 PM): She left everything to me!
Vulpez5 (4:34:50 PM): /holds onto the hat tighter, NO >:C
alte rgenetix (4:35:15 PM): *...leans over and picks up the little Greece*
alte rgenetix (4:35:19 PM): You want a spankin'?
Vulpez5 (4:35:38 PM): /struggles
Vulpez5 (4:35:41 PM): Let go. . .!
alte rgenetix (4:35:50 PM): *squeezes him*
alte rgenetix (4:35:55 PM): GIMME MY HAT THEN.
Vulpez5 (4:36:43 PM): Give me back my mom's things first!
alte rgenetix (4:36:48 PM): *...*
alte rgenetix (4:37:04 PM): *rips the hat outta the kid's grasp, jams it back on his head*
alte rgenetix (4:37:09 PM): No! 8D
Vulpez5 (4:37:13 PM): /KICKS
alte rgenetix (4:37:30 PM): *askldas-- a force to the chest?!*
alte rgenetix (4:37:41 PM): ... Yer seriously jus' askin' to be hit with a paddle, y'know that?
alte rgenetix (4:37:49 PM): OR BETTER YET.
alte rgenetix (4:37:50 PM): A WHIP.
Vulpez5 (4:38:02 PM): Let go of me!
alte rgenetix (4:38:14 PM): ...Fine.
alte rgenetix (4:38:22 PM): *lets go of him*
Vulpez5 (4:38:30 PM): /falls to the ground?!
alte rgenetix (4:38:38 PM): *laughs*
alte rgenetix (4:38:47 PM): *obnoxiously so*
Vulpez5 (4:38:49 PM): /shin kicks
Vulpez5 (4:38:55 PM): /obnoxiously so
alte rgenetix (4:39:00 PM): *askjdask -- GRABS HIS SHIN ow*
alte rgenetix (4:39:09 PM): Fuckin'.. brat...
Vulpez5 (4:39:25 PM): I'm not a brat.
alte rgenetix (4:39:38 PM): HOW THE HELL AREN'T YA?
Vulpez5 (4:40:13 PM): Because I'm not!
alte rgenetix (4:40:31 PM): That don' make sense, Ms. Philosopher.
alte rgenetix (4:40:47 PM): *straightens, spins around and starts walking away to go get his paddle~*
Vulpez5 (4:40:54 PM): . . . !
Vulpez5 (4:40:59 PM): /is going to make a run for it now
alte rgenetix (4:41:18 PM): *has it in hand now, returns*
alte rgenetix (4:41:20 PM): *.....*
Vulpez5 (4:41:36 PM): /is kind of grateful your house is so big :|
alte rgenetix (4:41:40 PM): (LOL)
alte rgenetix (4:41:52 PM): *welldamnit*
Vulpez5 (4:41:55 PM): [I can imagine this so hard /o\ ]
alte rgenetix (4:42:09 PM): (Pfft.)
Vulpez5 (4:42:57 PM): /accidentally on purpose knocks some of your fancy display swords and stuff
Vulpez5 (4:43:04 PM): /CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLATTER, CLANG, CLATTER
Vulpez5 (4:43:15 PM): /isn't cleaning that up either :|
alte rgenetix (4:43:40 PM): *..AND YES, HEARS THAT. takes off in direction of!*
alte rgenetix (4:43:51 PM): *will find youuuu, you lil' punk*
Vulpez5 (4:44:20 PM): /steps on some of the flimsier ones until they're bent
Vulpez5 (4:44:34 PM): /runs away again
alte rgenetix (4:44:45 PM): *SEES YOU BEFORE YOU CAN GET AWAY*
alte rgenetix (4:44:56 PM): *runs after! and everyone knows long legs > puny ones!*
Vulpez5 (4:45:28 PM): /makes a sharp turn around a hall or something
Vulpez5 (4:45:39 PM): /isn't going to let you catch him [easily]
alte rgenetix (4:46:02 PM): *sharp turn-- skids, continues his running after*
alte rgenetix (4:46:06 PM): *LUNGES FOR*
Vulpez5 (4:46:30 PM): /JUMPS TO THE SIDE
alte rgenetix (4:46:47 PM): *...an unfortunate face plant.*
alte rgenetix (4:46:50 PM): *twitches.*
Vulpez5 (4:46:55 PM): /looks down on
Vulpez5 (4:47:09 PM): /sticks tongue out at
Vulpez5 (4:47:11 PM): /takes hat
Vulpez5 (4:47:12 PM): /RUNS
alte rgenetix (4:47:24 PM): *...pushes himself up, groans.*
alte rgenetix (4:47:32 PM): FUCKIN'. BRAT.
Vulpez5 (4:47:37 PM): /thinks he should've kicked him too but whatever
Vulpez5 (4:47:43 PM): I'M NOT A BRAT
alte rgenetix (4:47:46 PM): *stumbles up again*
alte rgenetix (4:47:51 PM): YEAH YA ARE. NOW GIT BACK HERE.
Vulpez5 (4:48:09 PM): /looks back and sticks tongue out at
Vulpez5 (4:48:14 PM): Catch me, old man!
alte rgenetix (4:48:17 PM): *........*
alte rgenetix (4:48:21 PM): *RAGERAGERAGE*
alte rgenetix (4:48:26 PM): *BOLTS AFTER AGAIN*
Vulpez5 (4:49:15 PM): /GDI THIS HOUSE IS BIG, WTF IS THE OUTSIDE
alte rgenetix (4:49:36 PM): *houseisquitegrandandlovelyyes*
alte rgenetix (4:49:40 PM): GIMME -- MY HAT BACK ---
alte rgenetix (4:49:56 PM): OR ELSE I'LL MAKE THE PARTHENON GO BOOM.
Vulpez5 (4:50:24 PM): /stops running for a moment
Vulpez5 (4:50:28 PM): /THIS FACE SAYS YOU WOULDN'T DARE
alte rgenetix (4:50:43 PM): I'm already storin' gunpowder in it.
alte rgenetix (4:50:56 PM): Jus' a little.... CATALSYT... An' boom! Nice noise!
alte rgenetix (4:51:02 PM): (Trufax, this actually happens LOL.)
Vulpez5 (4:51:07 PM): . . . !
Vulpez5 (4:51:16 PM): /KICKS OVER A VASE
Vulpez5 (4:51:18 PM): /AND KEEPS RUNNING
alte rgenetix (4:51:21 PM): *....*
alte rgenetix (4:51:29 PM): GONNA GET OUT SOME DYNAMITE NOW BRAT.
alte rgenetix (4:51:35 PM): SAY G'BYE TO YER MOMMY'S THINGS.
Vulpez5 (4:51:46 PM): /INSERT THE SOUND OF MORE STUFF BREAKING
alte rgenetix (4:51:51 PM): *.....!!*
Vulpez5 (4:51:52 PM): /IS JUST AN ANGRY BOY
alte rgenetix (4:52:13 PM): *RUNS AFTER AND. CATCHES UP. DAMNIT.*
alte rgenetix (4:52:28 PM): *pantpant,doubleover :|*
Vulpez5 (4:54:33 PM): /insert the sound of glass breaking or something
alte rgenetix (4:54:45 PM): *...LOOMS OVER AGAIN*
alte rgenetix (4:54:47 PM): ... Brat.
Vulpez5 (4:55:21 PM): Old man.
alte rgenetix (4:55:31 PM): *picks him right up*
alte rgenetix (4:56:16 PM): *walks over to a chair or something, sets the kid bottoms-up over his lap.*
Vulpez5 (4:56:35 PM): /tries to get away
Vulpez5 (4:56:40 PM): Let go. . . !
alte rgenetix (4:56:44 PM): HELL NO.
alte rgenetix (4:56:59 PM): *holds him firmly in place.*
alte rgenetix (4:57:06 PM): *wicked grin, holds the paddle aloft.*
alte rgenetix (4:57:09 PM): Ya ready?
Vulpez5 (4:57:28 PM): /GLARE, GLARE, GLARE
Vulpez5 (4:57:29 PM): I'm going to kill you,
alte rgenetix (4:57:38 PM): Mmyeah right.
alte rgenetix (4:57:45 PM): *WHACK*
Vulpez5 (4:57:52 PM): /isn't going to cry >:C;;
Vulpez5 (4:58:15 PM): /holds on tighter to the hat, isn't going to cry, damnit
alte rgenetix (4:58:35 PM): *WHACKS AGAIN, harder this time*
Vulpez5 (4:58:57 PM): /flinches
alte rgenetix (4:59:05 PM): *WHACK. WHACK.*
Vulpez5 (4:59:45 PM): /is holding onto the hat so tight, its going to be wrinkled forever now
Vulpez5 (4:59:51 PM): /still isn't going to cry
alte rgenetix (5:00:07 PM): *is done now, lets the paddle clatter to the floor*
alte rgenetix (5:00:18 PM): Hope ya can't sit for a week.
Vulpez5 (5:01:15 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:01:21 PM): /is still holding onto your stupid hat
alte rgenetix (5:01:38 PM): *...is a bit irked by his lack of tears, though*
alte rgenetix (5:01:48 PM): *grips the hat, gives a tug.* Gimme.
Vulpez5 (5:02:03 PM): /glares, holds onto, NO
alte rgenetix (5:02:29 PM): *...TEARS it out of his grasp then*
alte rgenetix (5:02:36 PM): *rams it back on his head, glares down at.*
Vulpez5 (5:03:00 PM): /almost falls over trying to hold on
Vulpez5 (5:03:07 PM): /GLARES BACK UP AT
Vulpez5 (5:03:12 PM): /IS GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
alte rgenetix (5:03:21 PM): *WILL LOCK THE DOORS NEXT TIME*
Vulpez5 (5:03:44 PM): /will find a way in still. . . !
alte rgenetix (5:03:58 PM): *pushes him off his lap.*
alte rgenetix (5:04:10 PM): Now scram. Go do yer chores.
alte rgenetix (5:04:19 PM): Break anythin' else an' it's no food for a month.
Vulpez5 (5:04:39 PM): /ow, ow, it hurts to stand D:
Vulpez5 (5:04:50 PM): . . .I don't want your food anyways.
alte rgenetix (5:05:08 PM): THEN STARVE FOR ALL I CARE. Hell, world's better off without ya.
alte rgenetix (5:05:29 PM): *gives him a quick little spank to get him moving*
alte rgenetix (5:05:32 PM): Chores. Now.
Vulpez5 (5:05:51 PM): The world would be much better with out you
Vulpez5 (5:06:08 PM): /stumbles forward a bit, stop that >:C
alte rgenetix (5:06:24 PM): *snickers quite maturely.*
Vulpez5 (5:07:18 PM): /glares
Vulpez5 (5:07:20 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:07:33 PM): You won't blow up the Parthenon?
alte rgenetix (5:07:51 PM): Not if ya do yer chores right fuckin' now.
alte rgenetix (5:07:53 PM): Now GIT.
Vulpez5 (5:08:18 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:08:20 PM): Promise.
Vulpez5 (5:08:29 PM): /glares >:C
alte rgenetix (5:08:33 PM): *..........................*
alte rgenetix (5:08:49 PM): Hell no, I ain't makin' a promise to some giaour.
Vulpez5 (5:09:33 PM): Promise or I won't clean.
alte rgenetix (5:09:55 PM): Don' clean an' I'll blow it up.
alte rgenetix (5:10:05 PM): Jus' be happy it's still standin' for now.
Vulpez5 (5:10:08 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:10:12 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:10:16 PM): /hates you
alte rgenetix (5:10:23 PM): *hahaha*
Vulpez5 (5:11:02 PM): /goes to clean, damnit
alte rgenetix (5:11:22 PM): *smirks, content*
Vulpez5 (5:11:37 PM): /is going to put this glass in your food :|
Vulpez5 (5:11:51 PM): /begins to pick up the pieces
alte rgenetix (5:12:19 PM): *.....oblivious, or your ass would be in trouble*
alte rgenetix (5:12:30 PM): That'sagoodboy.
Vulpez5 (5:12:47 PM): Shutup.
alte rgenetix (5:12:59 PM): Oh yeah, forgot somethin'.
alte rgenetix (5:13:02 PM): C'mere.
Vulpez5 (5:13:09 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:13:16 PM): /looks up from the glass.
Vulpez5 (5:13:19 PM): /doesn't want to.
alte rgenetix (5:13:28 PM): I said COME. HERE.
Vulpez5 (5:13:37 PM): You come here.
alte rgenetix (5:13:44 PM): NO YOU.
Vulpez5 (5:14:02 PM): /isn't moving
alte rgenetix (5:14:05 PM): *.......*
alte rgenetix (5:14:16 PM): *sighs, can't believe this shit. gets up, goes on over.*
alte rgenetix (5:14:51 PM): *stomps and crunches around in the glass a little bit, makes sure there's lots of little shards for you to cut yourself on.*
alte rgenetix (5:14:59 PM): *takes off his mask.*
alte rgenetix (5:15:06 PM): Clean it off.
Vulpez5 (5:15:12 PM): . . .
alte rgenetix (5:15:26 PM): *WAVES IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.*
alte rgenetix (5:15:29 PM): CLEAN.
Vulpez5 (5:15:32 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:15:35 PM): /stares at
alte rgenetix (5:15:47 PM): *...whacks him on the head with it*
Vulpez5 (5:16:06 PM): /glares
alte rgenetix (5:16:13 PM): *...whacks again*
Vulpez5 (5:16:24 PM): /snatches the stupid mask
alte rgenetix (5:16:38 PM): *smiiiiles*
Vulpez5 (5:16:42 PM): /spits on :|
alte rgenetix (5:16:46 PM): *.........................*
Vulpez5 (5:16:48 PM): Clean it yourself.
alte rgenetix (5:16:54 PM): YOU---!
alte rgenetix (5:17:09 PM): *SNATCHES UP BY THE BACK OF HIS LITTLE DRESS THING*
alte rgenetix (5:17:13 PM): TO THE FUCKIN' KAFES WITH YA.
Vulpez5 (5:17:31 PM): /throws mask at your face
Vulpez5 (5:17:44 PM): Let go!
alte rgenetix (5:18:00 PM): *hit in the face, GROWLS, snatches it back off the floor*
alte rgenetix (5:18:03 PM): No.
alte rgenetix (5:18:19 PM): *begins trek towards the kafes. it's time-out for you.*
Vulpez5 (5:19:00 PM): /resistssssss
alte rgenetix (5:19:16 PM): I wonder how far I could throw ya, huh?
Vulpez5 (5:19:33 PM): I'll throw you further!
alte rgenetix (5:19:42 PM): ... Uh. Riiight.
alte rgenetix (5:19:53 PM): When all yer lil' bones are broken, say that to my face again.
Vulpez5 (5:20:02 PM): I will!
alte rgenetix (5:20:43 PM): ... Good for you.
alte rgenetix (5:21:08 PM): *reaches the kafes, goes to the dirtiest, dampest, darkest, moldiest, most uncomfortable part of it*
alte rgenetix (5:21:16 PM): *dumps him in the corner*
Vulpez5 (5:21:49 PM): /is dropped
Vulpez5 (5:21:53 PM): /gets back up
alte rgenetix (5:22:19 PM): *...walks outside the little room, fishes a key out of his pocket in the meanwhile.*
alte rgenetix (5:22:25 PM): *closes the door, locks it.*
alte rgenetix (5:22:29 PM): *click.*
Vulpez5 (5:22:40 PM): /follows, follows-- KICKS AT THE DOOR
alte rgenetix (5:23:00 PM): *cue laughter from outside*
alte rgenetix (5:23:19 PM): Have fun watchin' the sunset from yer lil' barred window, brat.
alte rgenetix (5:23:24 PM): If ya can even see it from there.
Vulpez5 (5:23:42 PM): . . .
alte rgenetix (5:24:10 PM): *stalks off~*
Vulpez5 (5:24:27 PM): /insert kicking, raging, and Greek curses here
FIN
Notes: Pfft, Kafes certainly not used as time-out places, dynamite not invented 'til 1866. THE MORE Y'KNOW. Fixed some typos. Also noticed I switched POVs a few times, shame on me.
(alte rgenetix = Ottoman Empire!Turkiye - Vulpez5 = Little!Greece.)
Vulpez5 (4:27:14 PM): /WILL DRAW SHIT ON YOUR MASK WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING >:C
alte rgenetix (4:27:18 PM): ;||||
Vulpez5 (4:27:20 PM): /swirls and curls
alte rgenetix (4:27:21 PM): An' steal my hat
Vulpez5 (4:27:25 PM): /and a cat in the center
Vulpez5 (4:27:39 PM): /puts eyelashes around the eye holes
alte rgenetix (4:27:44 PM): *PFFT*
Vulpez5 (4:27:46 PM): /he'll get to the had in a minute
alte rgenetix (4:27:55 PM): *ZzzZZZZzz*
Vulpez5 (4:27:57 PM): /is gonna do this in a hurry >:C
Vulpez5 (4:28:06 PM): /doesn't wanna get caught-- NOT THAT HE'S AFRAID OR ANYTHING
Vulpez5 (4:28:13 PM): /just hates seeing your face
alte rgenetix (4:28:16 PM): *mutters intelligently*
Vulpez5 (4:28:28 PM): /unintelligently?
Vulpez5 (4:28:35 PM): /puts the mask back beside the bed
alte rgenetix (4:28:40 PM): *WAS SARCASM*
Vulpez5 (4:28:45 PM): /reaches for the hat
alte rgenetix (4:28:46 PM): *insert more intelligent noises here*
alte rgenetix (4:29:06 PM): *STIRS*
Vulpez5 (4:29:13 PM): . . . !
alte rgenetix (4:29:28 PM): Mmmnn... Greece-.... brattt....
alte rgenetix (4:29:32 PM): *ZzzZZ, flips over*
Vulpez5 (4:29:46 PM): /ISN'T A BRAT
Vulpez5 (4:29:55 PM): /asdfghdhjl;
Vulpez5 (4:30:02 PM): /moves out of the way and grabs the hat >:C;;
alte rgenetix (4:30:06 PM): *SO SAYS THE ONE GRAFFITIING MY MASK*
alte rgenetix (4:30:38 PM): *waves his arm in a vague direction, still snoozing*
Vulpez5 (4:30:58 PM): /taaaaakes the hat away
Vulpez5 (4:31:15 PM): /makes for the door now
alte rgenetix (4:31:20 PM): *SITS UP.*
alte rgenetix (4:31:21 PM): Oi.
Vulpez5 (4:31:42 PM): . . . !
alte rgenetix (4:31:42 PM): You fuckin' brat, I was awake the whole time.
Vulpez5 (4:31:53 PM): /holds onto the hat tighter
alte rgenetix (4:32:03 PM): *STANDS UP AND MARCHES RIGHT ON OVER*
alte rgenetix (4:32:07 PM): *LOOMS*
Vulpez5 (4:32:11 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:32:13 PM): /looks up at
Vulpez5 (4:32:19 PM): /FEROCIOUS KID GLARE BACK
alte rgenetix (4:32:32 PM): *holds out hand, is going to be diplomatic with you.*
alte rgenetix (4:32:35 PM): Give it.
alte rgenetix (4:32:43 PM): Shouldn' take things that ain't yers, brat.
Vulpez5 (4:32:51 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:33:12 PM): Then give me back my mom's house.
alte rgenetix (4:33:17 PM): ... HAHAHHA
alte rgenetix (4:33:29 PM): That's mine now, thought ya'd be over that already.
Vulpez5 (4:33:45 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (4:33:46 PM): /mumbles
Vulpez5 (4:33:53 PM): Notyours.
alte rgenetix (4:34:01 PM): AN' IT AIN'T YERS EITHER.
alte rgenetix (4:34:11 PM): Now gimme my hat! Learn some manners!
Vulpez5 (4:34:44 PM): She left everything to me!
Vulpez5 (4:34:50 PM): /holds onto the hat tighter, NO >:C
alte rgenetix (4:35:15 PM): *...leans over and picks up the little Greece*
alte rgenetix (4:35:19 PM): You want a spankin'?
Vulpez5 (4:35:38 PM): /struggles
Vulpez5 (4:35:41 PM): Let go. . .!
alte rgenetix (4:35:50 PM): *squeezes him*
alte rgenetix (4:35:55 PM): GIMME MY HAT THEN.
Vulpez5 (4:36:43 PM): Give me back my mom's things first!
alte rgenetix (4:36:48 PM): *...*
alte rgenetix (4:37:04 PM): *rips the hat outta the kid's grasp, jams it back on his head*
alte rgenetix (4:37:09 PM): No! 8D
Vulpez5 (4:37:13 PM): /KICKS
alte rgenetix (4:37:30 PM): *askldas-- a force to the chest?!*
alte rgenetix (4:37:41 PM): ... Yer seriously jus' askin' to be hit with a paddle, y'know that?
alte rgenetix (4:37:49 PM): OR BETTER YET.
alte rgenetix (4:37:50 PM): A WHIP.
Vulpez5 (4:38:02 PM): Let go of me!
alte rgenetix (4:38:14 PM): ...Fine.
alte rgenetix (4:38:22 PM): *lets go of him*
Vulpez5 (4:38:30 PM): /falls to the ground?!
alte rgenetix (4:38:38 PM): *laughs*
alte rgenetix (4:38:47 PM): *obnoxiously so*
Vulpez5 (4:38:49 PM): /shin kicks
Vulpez5 (4:38:55 PM): /obnoxiously so
alte rgenetix (4:39:00 PM): *askjdask -- GRABS HIS SHIN ow*
alte rgenetix (4:39:09 PM): Fuckin'.. brat...
Vulpez5 (4:39:25 PM): I'm not a brat.
alte rgenetix (4:39:38 PM): HOW THE HELL AREN'T YA?
Vulpez5 (4:40:13 PM): Because I'm not!
alte rgenetix (4:40:31 PM): That don' make sense, Ms. Philosopher.
alte rgenetix (4:40:47 PM): *straightens, spins around and starts walking away to go get his paddle~*
Vulpez5 (4:40:54 PM): . . . !
Vulpez5 (4:40:59 PM): /is going to make a run for it now
alte rgenetix (4:41:18 PM): *has it in hand now, returns*
alte rgenetix (4:41:20 PM): *.....*
Vulpez5 (4:41:36 PM): /is kind of grateful your house is so big :|
alte rgenetix (4:41:40 PM): (LOL)
alte rgenetix (4:41:52 PM): *welldamnit*
Vulpez5 (4:41:55 PM): [I can imagine this so hard /o\ ]
alte rgenetix (4:42:09 PM): (Pfft.)
Vulpez5 (4:42:57 PM): /accidentally on purpose knocks some of your fancy display swords and stuff
Vulpez5 (4:43:04 PM): /CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CLATTER, CLANG, CLATTER
Vulpez5 (4:43:15 PM): /isn't cleaning that up either :|
alte rgenetix (4:43:40 PM): *..AND YES, HEARS THAT. takes off in direction of!*
alte rgenetix (4:43:51 PM): *will find youuuu, you lil' punk*
Vulpez5 (4:44:20 PM): /steps on some of the flimsier ones until they're bent
Vulpez5 (4:44:34 PM): /runs away again
alte rgenetix (4:44:45 PM): *SEES YOU BEFORE YOU CAN GET AWAY*
alte rgenetix (4:44:56 PM): *runs after! and everyone knows long legs > puny ones!*
Vulpez5 (4:45:28 PM): /makes a sharp turn around a hall or something
Vulpez5 (4:45:39 PM): /isn't going to let you catch him [easily]
alte rgenetix (4:46:02 PM): *sharp turn-- skids, continues his running after*
alte rgenetix (4:46:06 PM): *LUNGES FOR*
Vulpez5 (4:46:30 PM): /JUMPS TO THE SIDE
alte rgenetix (4:46:47 PM): *...an unfortunate face plant.*
alte rgenetix (4:46:50 PM): *twitches.*
Vulpez5 (4:46:55 PM): /looks down on
Vulpez5 (4:47:09 PM): /sticks tongue out at
Vulpez5 (4:47:11 PM): /takes hat
Vulpez5 (4:47:12 PM): /RUNS
alte rgenetix (4:47:24 PM): *...pushes himself up, groans.*
alte rgenetix (4:47:32 PM): FUCKIN'. BRAT.
Vulpez5 (4:47:37 PM): /thinks he should've kicked him too but whatever
Vulpez5 (4:47:43 PM): I'M NOT A BRAT
alte rgenetix (4:47:46 PM): *stumbles up again*
alte rgenetix (4:47:51 PM): YEAH YA ARE. NOW GIT BACK HERE.
Vulpez5 (4:48:09 PM): /looks back and sticks tongue out at
Vulpez5 (4:48:14 PM): Catch me, old man!
alte rgenetix (4:48:17 PM): *........*
alte rgenetix (4:48:21 PM): *RAGERAGERAGE*
alte rgenetix (4:48:26 PM): *BOLTS AFTER AGAIN*
Vulpez5 (4:49:15 PM): /GDI THIS HOUSE IS BIG, WTF IS THE OUTSIDE
alte rgenetix (4:49:36 PM): *houseisquitegrandandlovelyyes*
alte rgenetix (4:49:40 PM): GIMME -- MY HAT BACK ---
alte rgenetix (4:49:56 PM): OR ELSE I'LL MAKE THE PARTHENON GO BOOM.
Vulpez5 (4:50:24 PM): /stops running for a moment
Vulpez5 (4:50:28 PM): /THIS FACE SAYS YOU WOULDN'T DARE
alte rgenetix (4:50:43 PM): I'm already storin' gunpowder in it.
alte rgenetix (4:50:56 PM): Jus' a little.... CATALSYT... An' boom! Nice noise!
alte rgenetix (4:51:02 PM): (Trufax, this actually happens LOL.)
Vulpez5 (4:51:07 PM): . . . !
Vulpez5 (4:51:16 PM): /KICKS OVER A VASE
Vulpez5 (4:51:18 PM): /AND KEEPS RUNNING
alte rgenetix (4:51:21 PM): *....*
alte rgenetix (4:51:29 PM): GONNA GET OUT SOME DYNAMITE NOW BRAT.
alte rgenetix (4:51:35 PM): SAY G'BYE TO YER MOMMY'S THINGS.
Vulpez5 (4:51:46 PM): /INSERT THE SOUND OF MORE STUFF BREAKING
alte rgenetix (4:51:51 PM): *.....!!*
Vulpez5 (4:51:52 PM): /IS JUST AN ANGRY BOY
alte rgenetix (4:52:13 PM): *RUNS AFTER AND. CATCHES UP. DAMNIT.*
alte rgenetix (4:52:28 PM): *pantpant,doubleover :|*
Vulpez5 (4:54:33 PM): /insert the sound of glass breaking or something
alte rgenetix (4:54:45 PM): *...LOOMS OVER AGAIN*
alte rgenetix (4:54:47 PM): ... Brat.
Vulpez5 (4:55:21 PM): Old man.
alte rgenetix (4:55:31 PM): *picks him right up*
alte rgenetix (4:56:16 PM): *walks over to a chair or something, sets the kid bottoms-up over his lap.*
Vulpez5 (4:56:35 PM): /tries to get away
Vulpez5 (4:56:40 PM): Let go. . . !
alte rgenetix (4:56:44 PM): HELL NO.
alte rgenetix (4:56:59 PM): *holds him firmly in place.*
alte rgenetix (4:57:06 PM): *wicked grin, holds the paddle aloft.*
alte rgenetix (4:57:09 PM): Ya ready?
Vulpez5 (4:57:28 PM): /GLARE, GLARE, GLARE
Vulpez5 (4:57:29 PM): I'm going to kill you,
alte rgenetix (4:57:38 PM): Mmyeah right.
alte rgenetix (4:57:45 PM): *WHACK*
Vulpez5 (4:57:52 PM): /isn't going to cry >:C;;
Vulpez5 (4:58:15 PM): /holds on tighter to the hat, isn't going to cry, damnit
alte rgenetix (4:58:35 PM): *WHACKS AGAIN, harder this time*
Vulpez5 (4:58:57 PM): /flinches
alte rgenetix (4:59:05 PM): *WHACK. WHACK.*
Vulpez5 (4:59:45 PM): /is holding onto the hat so tight, its going to be wrinkled forever now
Vulpez5 (4:59:51 PM): /still isn't going to cry
alte rgenetix (5:00:07 PM): *is done now, lets the paddle clatter to the floor*
alte rgenetix (5:00:18 PM): Hope ya can't sit for a week.
Vulpez5 (5:01:15 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:01:21 PM): /is still holding onto your stupid hat
alte rgenetix (5:01:38 PM): *...is a bit irked by his lack of tears, though*
alte rgenetix (5:01:48 PM): *grips the hat, gives a tug.* Gimme.
Vulpez5 (5:02:03 PM): /glares, holds onto, NO
alte rgenetix (5:02:29 PM): *...TEARS it out of his grasp then*
alte rgenetix (5:02:36 PM): *rams it back on his head, glares down at.*
Vulpez5 (5:03:00 PM): /almost falls over trying to hold on
Vulpez5 (5:03:07 PM): /GLARES BACK UP AT
Vulpez5 (5:03:12 PM): /IS GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
alte rgenetix (5:03:21 PM): *WILL LOCK THE DOORS NEXT TIME*
Vulpez5 (5:03:44 PM): /will find a way in still. . . !
alte rgenetix (5:03:58 PM): *pushes him off his lap.*
alte rgenetix (5:04:10 PM): Now scram. Go do yer chores.
alte rgenetix (5:04:19 PM): Break anythin' else an' it's no food for a month.
Vulpez5 (5:04:39 PM): /ow, ow, it hurts to stand D:
Vulpez5 (5:04:50 PM): . . .I don't want your food anyways.
alte rgenetix (5:05:08 PM): THEN STARVE FOR ALL I CARE. Hell, world's better off without ya.
alte rgenetix (5:05:29 PM): *gives him a quick little spank to get him moving*
alte rgenetix (5:05:32 PM): Chores. Now.
Vulpez5 (5:05:51 PM): The world would be much better with out you
Vulpez5 (5:06:08 PM): /stumbles forward a bit, stop that >:C
alte rgenetix (5:06:24 PM): *snickers quite maturely.*
Vulpez5 (5:07:18 PM): /glares
Vulpez5 (5:07:20 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:07:33 PM): You won't blow up the Parthenon?
alte rgenetix (5:07:51 PM): Not if ya do yer chores right fuckin' now.
alte rgenetix (5:07:53 PM): Now GIT.
Vulpez5 (5:08:18 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:08:20 PM): Promise.
Vulpez5 (5:08:29 PM): /glares >:C
alte rgenetix (5:08:33 PM): *..........................*
alte rgenetix (5:08:49 PM): Hell no, I ain't makin' a promise to some giaour.
Vulpez5 (5:09:33 PM): Promise or I won't clean.
alte rgenetix (5:09:55 PM): Don' clean an' I'll blow it up.
alte rgenetix (5:10:05 PM): Jus' be happy it's still standin' for now.
Vulpez5 (5:10:08 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:10:12 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:10:16 PM): /hates you
alte rgenetix (5:10:23 PM): *hahaha*
Vulpez5 (5:11:02 PM): /goes to clean, damnit
alte rgenetix (5:11:22 PM): *smirks, content*
Vulpez5 (5:11:37 PM): /is going to put this glass in your food :|
Vulpez5 (5:11:51 PM): /begins to pick up the pieces
alte rgenetix (5:12:19 PM): *.....oblivious, or your ass would be in trouble*
alte rgenetix (5:12:30 PM): That'sagoodboy.
Vulpez5 (5:12:47 PM): Shutup.
alte rgenetix (5:12:59 PM): Oh yeah, forgot somethin'.
alte rgenetix (5:13:02 PM): C'mere.
Vulpez5 (5:13:09 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:13:16 PM): /looks up from the glass.
Vulpez5 (5:13:19 PM): /doesn't want to.
alte rgenetix (5:13:28 PM): I said COME. HERE.
Vulpez5 (5:13:37 PM): You come here.
alte rgenetix (5:13:44 PM): NO YOU.
Vulpez5 (5:14:02 PM): /isn't moving
alte rgenetix (5:14:05 PM): *.......*
alte rgenetix (5:14:16 PM): *sighs, can't believe this shit. gets up, goes on over.*
alte rgenetix (5:14:51 PM): *stomps and crunches around in the glass a little bit, makes sure there's lots of little shards for you to cut yourself on.*
alte rgenetix (5:14:59 PM): *takes off his mask.*
alte rgenetix (5:15:06 PM): Clean it off.
Vulpez5 (5:15:12 PM): . . .
alte rgenetix (5:15:26 PM): *WAVES IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.*
alte rgenetix (5:15:29 PM): CLEAN.
Vulpez5 (5:15:32 PM): . . .
Vulpez5 (5:15:35 PM): /stares at
alte rgenetix (5:15:47 PM): *...whacks him on the head with it*
Vulpez5 (5:16:06 PM): /glares
alte rgenetix (5:16:13 PM): *...whacks again*
Vulpez5 (5:16:24 PM): /snatches the stupid mask
alte rgenetix (5:16:38 PM): *smiiiiles*
Vulpez5 (5:16:42 PM): /spits on :|
alte rgenetix (5:16:46 PM): *.........................*
Vulpez5 (5:16:48 PM): Clean it yourself.
alte rgenetix (5:16:54 PM): YOU---!
alte rgenetix (5:17:09 PM): *SNATCHES UP BY THE BACK OF HIS LITTLE DRESS THING*
alte rgenetix (5:17:13 PM): TO THE FUCKIN' KAFES WITH YA.
Vulpez5 (5:17:31 PM): /throws mask at your face
Vulpez5 (5:17:44 PM): Let go!
alte rgenetix (5:18:00 PM): *hit in the face, GROWLS, snatches it back off the floor*
alte rgenetix (5:18:03 PM): No.
alte rgenetix (5:18:19 PM): *begins trek towards the kafes. it's time-out for you.*
Vulpez5 (5:19:00 PM): /resistssssss
alte rgenetix (5:19:16 PM): I wonder how far I could throw ya, huh?
Vulpez5 (5:19:33 PM): I'll throw you further!
alte rgenetix (5:19:42 PM): ... Uh. Riiight.
alte rgenetix (5:19:53 PM): When all yer lil' bones are broken, say that to my face again.
Vulpez5 (5:20:02 PM): I will!
alte rgenetix (5:20:43 PM): ... Good for you.
alte rgenetix (5:21:08 PM): *reaches the kafes, goes to the dirtiest, dampest, darkest, moldiest, most uncomfortable part of it*
alte rgenetix (5:21:16 PM): *dumps him in the corner*
Vulpez5 (5:21:49 PM): /is dropped
Vulpez5 (5:21:53 PM): /gets back up
alte rgenetix (5:22:19 PM): *...walks outside the little room, fishes a key out of his pocket in the meanwhile.*
alte rgenetix (5:22:25 PM): *closes the door, locks it.*
alte rgenetix (5:22:29 PM): *click.*
Vulpez5 (5:22:40 PM): /follows, follows-- KICKS AT THE DOOR
alte rgenetix (5:23:00 PM): *cue laughter from outside*
alte rgenetix (5:23:19 PM): Have fun watchin' the sunset from yer lil' barred window, brat.
alte rgenetix (5:23:24 PM): If ya can even see it from there.
Vulpez5 (5:23:42 PM): . . .
alte rgenetix (5:24:10 PM): *stalks off~*
Vulpez5 (5:24:27 PM): /insert kicking, raging, and Greek curses here
FIN
Notes: Pfft, Kafes certainly not used as time-out places, dynamite not invented 'til 1866. THE MORE Y'KNOW. Fixed some typos. Also noticed I switched POVs a few times, shame on me.