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It seems that individual livejournals go through a fixed pattern of stages. Stage 1 is writing entries about what is happening, possibly with memes thrown in for variety. Stage 2 is writing one to two sentences about anything but what is happening, usually with increased cynicism as time passes. Stage 3 is not writing updates anymore. There is a fourth stage, which is deciding once every six months to roll dice to determine which stage the bi-yearly update will poorly imitate, but this is optional.
Clearly I am kind of in Stage 2, but I'm tired of it. So, here are several months worth of Stage 2 grade updates.
1. Wait, Davey Havok? Seriously?
2. I really want to see Wesley Snipes fight Avenged Sevenfold. What I'm getting at here is that Avenged Sevenfold is dumb, pale, annoying, dumb, and needs to stop trying to scare me by opening and closing their mouths.
3. What the hell, when did I get so old. What is happening?
4. OMFG THE ZERGLINGS is basically the best map ever.
5. Fuck you livejournal, I've had enough of your shit.
6. I really hope that I get to impress some little kids with my oldness/knowledge before I die.
7. The Internet, you are a fundamentally boring place.
8. Dear MTV2, I have watched several hours of videos on you over the past week days and I have seen five different videos at most. This is kind of dumb.
9. In case you were wondering, it is actually "Grr. Argh." and not "Er. Argh."
10. Just as I thought, the imdb for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! is as excellent as the show.
There! Done. Stage 3 activate! Now if you want to know that I'm not doing anything interesting you will have to talk to me, or wait six months and hope you get lucky.
Clearly I am kind of in Stage 2, but I'm tired of it. So, here are several months worth of Stage 2 grade updates.
1. Wait, Davey Havok? Seriously?
2. I really want to see Wesley Snipes fight Avenged Sevenfold. What I'm getting at here is that Avenged Sevenfold is dumb, pale, annoying, dumb, and needs to stop trying to scare me by opening and closing their mouths.
3. What the hell, when did I get so old. What is happening?
4. OMFG THE ZERGLINGS is basically the best map ever.
5. Fuck you livejournal, I've had enough of your shit.
6. I really hope that I get to impress some little kids with my oldness/knowledge before I die.
7. The Internet, you are a fundamentally boring place.
8. Dear MTV2, I have watched several hours of videos on you over the past week days and I have seen five different videos at most. This is kind of dumb.
9. In case you were wondering, it is actually "Grr. Argh." and not "Er. Argh."
10. Just as I thought, the imdb for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! is as excellent as the show.
There! Done. Stage 3 activate! Now if you want to know that I'm not doing anything interesting you will have to talk to me, or wait six months and hope you get lucky.