Fic: The Unicorn Who Crashed the Garrison’s Pool Party

Oct 25, 2009 05:48

Title: The Unicorn Who Crashed the Garrison’s Pool Party
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn, Castiel, Zachariah
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13/Language
Word Count: 2100
Summary: The unicorn enjoys messing up Zachariah's End Days plans almost as much as he enjoys eating the entire angel buffet. Questions are answered due to cruel and unusual punishment. ( Read more... )

fic, fic: supernatural, fic: unapologetic crack, unicorn verse

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sockkiah October 25 2009, 11:05:56 UTC
To be concluded by sockkiah.

This sounds so fucking official and shit. OMG.

You know I love this, but I'm going to read it again after I sleep a little.

Shut up about sobriety. I haven't had anything to drink in over an hour, GAWD!

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sockkiah October 25 2009, 18:50:24 UTC
“Well, that’s an oddly appropriate location name for Lucifer,” Dean quipped. “Almost like the whole thing was planned from the beginning.”

I love us so fucking much right now.

This shit is so epic.

ZITCHDOG!!!

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maskedfangirl October 25 2009, 19:01:59 UTC
DAMMIT! And he's right in front of me, too! How did I not call that first?

I know, we're awesome, right? I'm going to be sad when I can no longer use this icon in context, though. :(

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maskedfangirl October 25 2009, 19:58:09 UTC
Happy to be of service!

Stealing Hot Pockets is the most srs of bsns. Goddamnit, I'm craving Hot Pockets like a motherfucker.

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iluvbier October 25 2009, 23:40:29 UTC
Um, I wandered over here from spn_crack, how i got there, well, I'm a bit of a lurker (so I lurked my way over). So I had to come out of hiding and tell you that i read this whole thing the other day and I was so excited to see a new one up. This is hysterical. I love crack and this is the best and craziest I have read. I love everything, Sam, Dean, cas, Unicorn. Well the Unicorn's actually a dick but. I love this!! You and sockkiah are crazy geniuses!!

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maskedfangirl October 25 2009, 23:50:09 UTC
I just read your comment aloud to sockkiah, and we both squeed and clapped. Thank you so much! This comment made my day! :D

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maskedfangirl October 26 2009, 05:51:48 UTC
Kristin Kreuk's robot gaze is a widely-used corrosive. Artists use it to strip paint from their brushes. Lunch ladies incorporate it into cafeteria gravy. The CIA uses it to dispose of bodies of double agents (but I never told you that).

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