Fic: Stick Together

Sep 20, 2009 03:34

Title: Stick Together
Characters: Castiel, Bradley the T-Mobile rep
Ratings/Warnings: G/Set just before 5.02 "Good God, Y'all"
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Angels are the worst customers.

The jarring pink trim of the T-Mobile kiosk called attention to itself through the steady stream of mall patrons, reminding Castiel of the mating plumage of birds. )

fic: supernatural

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sanadafaye September 20 2009, 09:01:45 UTC
Why did I see Bradley the T-Mobile Rep listed as a character and say to myself, "golly, I have no possible idea who would write this nu!canon disguised as crack."

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 09:05:26 UTC
:D

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janie_tangerine September 20 2009, 09:03:09 UTC
OMG THIS IS SO WIN. OMG I LOVE THIS.

Okay, apart from your Castiel voice being absolutely perfect, I cracked up at the first line and didn't stop until the end. Bradley was awesome, John Chrysostom and Zach's National Geographic delivery were priceless, I totally died at

A smart phone? Of course, he ought to choose a smart phone. It was best to ally himself with smart individuals, and based on the way he’d heard Sam and Dean curse at and sweet talk their phones, he presumed that cellular devices occupied a space on the sentience spectrum somewhere near cage-bound house pets.

even if I died at basically everything going through Castiel's brain, but then you made him ask for a BJ ringtone and the BJ fan in me started squeeing. Now it's totally my canon that Castiel has one, lol. This was seriously so awesome, I loved it!

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 09:09:27 UTC
I really really want to see Cas answer his phone on the show so we can hear what his ringtone is, but I bet if it actually comes up it'll be one of those default tones.

I'm imagining "Wanted Dead or Alive." Both appropriate to his new station in life AND referential to his pal Dean!

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nwhepcat September 20 2009, 12:18:29 UTC
Ha! I was thinking "Living on a Prayer." (But then, I wrote Castiel and Faith Lehane in a story with that title.)

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:07:26 UTC
*mad giggling* That would definitely work, too.

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spacemonkey_699 September 20 2009, 09:27:43 UTC
Poor Bradley. Poor Poor Bradley. This was hilarious.

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:36:59 UTC
Pshh, it's okay. All Bradley will remember after this is he feels very rested and had a nice visit from a man in an oversized trenchcoat.

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:32:25 UTC
I love Castiel doing random normal things in a totally not-normal manner.

Me, too. I just want to watch him make lunch and tie his shoes and things. He's so BAMF and awkward and intense about absolutely everything.

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watsupbuttercup September 20 2009, 09:53:27 UTC
“Do you have any Bon Jovi ringtones?”

I love your fics about Cas!

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maskedfangirl September 20 2009, 18:32:39 UTC
<3

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