SENPAI IS HERE NOW! Man, it's just like old times. We'll go on these awesome adventures and fight giant spiders and find weird creepy typewriters in the middle of bloody buildings. It'll be sweet!
Konan can hang out with us anytime, but I bet Itachi and Sasuke won't. They're too busy being Uchi-hoochies out in the woods. But that's cool, we'll come pester them like we did Sasori last night. Protip: Sasori doesn't like being bothered at night.
BUT IT WAS COLD! Also, Sasori, don't let the yellow soak into the wood. You'll be stinky forever.
Man, I'm hungry.
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My my...our numbers are certainly swelling recently aren't they? It's getting to be a regular reunion around here. I wonder whose next. Kisame? Pein? Or someone from one of the other villages. Perhaps even the Kyuubi.
Not that it matters. While this isn't home and I can't say I like being here...it could be so much worse.