Feb 14, 2011 22:17
[Private to Lance || Difficult to hack]
[He grins at the camera, putting his fists up. HE IS PREPARED.]
Sir Lance, I noticed that you've stayed inside on this glorious day of days! Have you not a fair maiden that you keep around? I realize, after so long, you may have forgotten what it feels like to have a lady beside you, but this is no day for slacking! It is your duty to go out there and give chocolates to the one who has your heart!
[He takes another breath, and then- a loooong pause.]
There are many young virtuous women who would have me as their loved one, but, in lieu of recent happenings, I have abstained! My romantic life has dwindled, and I've been focusing more on training and getting our friends back- to please both you and myself with the company of our old companions!
So- what I'm trying to say-
[The gusto sort of deflates.]
I mean- what I guess the point is, is that-
[He stops, and his hands slowly fall. Will takes a deep breath, and then two, clenching his hands into fists at his sides.]
S-since we're both stuck here alone...
[Trying not to tremble, poor dear, and he squeezes his eyes shut tight, his voice oddly high-pitched.]
-willyoubemyvalentine?
[BRIGHT RED NOW, and he scrambles for the PCD, shutting it off with a shaky little breath.]
ilu lance,
gah i really hate consiquences,
taking care of business,
waaah relationship what,
best present ever,
uhhhhhh,
well oops,
will fucks up every holiday ever,
awkward what is awkward,
facepalm