It's
finkthief's birthday. He's older than me now!
I still work way too much.
Sure, he hit a grand slam last night, but I think that David Ortiz was the one cursed when that fan tried to bury his jersey under Yankee Stadium. Terrible batting average...
Almost as terrible is C.C. Sabathia. Sure, Cliff Lee is the hottest pitcher in MLB, but the Indians will need more than just Lee to get to the World Series. Start eating those Roman Burgers and get yourself back up to D.D. and the pitching may return.
Kobe Bryant for MVP? Perhaps. He does have some impressive stats, leading the Western Conference in most girls raped during a game. I think Paul or Garnett will be MVP only because the Cavaliers finished 8 games over .500 which will leave James overlooked.
The Washington Wizards win the award for being the biggest pack of retards to hit the court. Talking shit about LeBron James is the same as me going into a UFC match against Anderson Silva and then telling him that he's a sissy before the fight. With luck, Gilbert Arenas will spend his summer with some of his dignity still intact.
Speaking of human dog fighting UFC, I'm looking forward to seeing Brock Lesnar getting his ass kicked again.
More violence? I like the Redwings and the Rangers in the NHL playoffs.
Back to NBA playoffs... I like the Spurs in the West. East? Celtics, Pistons, Cavaliers... Any one of those three can win the east. Regardless, the East lacks and any of the three possible champs will lose to San Antonio in 5.