Dec 01, 2008 16:38
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
- Damm! There go the lights again...
- What's this doing here?
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
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