Challenge #95

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This challenge is a requested lyrical challenge, featuring Brad Paisley's song "Alcohol." The only rule is that you must include some of the lyrics (at least three consecutive words) of the song on your icons (we must be able to read the lyrics - tiny text doesn't count). You may use any M*A*S*H images you wish.

Here's a list of places you can find M*A*S*H screencaps to use...And you can certainly use your own, too.
mashcaps
fidei defensor (Fr. Mulcahy-centric)
mashscreencaps
mashscreencaps2
mash-slash folder 1 (must be a member)
mash-slash folder 2 (must be a member)
mash-slash folder 3 (must be a member)
(if you have any more M*A*S*H image/screencap resources, please let me know in a comment and I'll add them to this post)

Here are the lyrics to Alcohol. Remember, you *must* use at least three consecutive words from the lyrics in each of your icons.


I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's embarassing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin' white people dance
Well, I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

-Enter up to three icons in a comment to this post.
-Comment with image src and url.
-If we have 20 or more entries, the special category will be most creative.
-Deadline is Sunday, July 19 at 5pmEST.

Current entries: 20