aHhaHhahHhahH !!!
oh shit, it just seems like im always findin these pictures....
made me laugh so fuckin hard.
I stole this from tif-ling-ling's myspace... Look at what lonely summer nights do to me!
LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
dresses like a thug: depends
dresses like a surfer: i dont think i know what they dress like..
dresses like a prep: on
dresses in all black: on
sings: on ON ON
plays a musical instrument: on
is skinnier than you:off
is shorter than you: offFff
is taller than you: ON
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: doesnt matter
has chapped lips: waaay fuckin OFF..(porge you know!)
has blue eyes: on
has brown eyes: on
has green eyes: on
has shaved legs: off... they cant be smoother than mine!
smokes cigarettes: OfF
smokes pot: off
is a vegetarian: off-on
has brown hair: on
has black hair: on
has blonde hair: on
has green hair: uhh..on-off as long as its not shit green
unnatural colored hair: depends on-off
has red hair: on-off
is tanned: on-off
works out: MmmMmmm...ON ON ON, i like em firm.
lets you know he was thinking about you: oNnnNn
has facial hair: on-off.. mostly off tho
has sideburns: off
has bigger feet than you: on
has smaller feet than you: on-off
Wears cologne: on
smiles when you walk into the room: on
calls you pet names: on
has blue hair: off-on
wears makeup: off..wtf, I dont even wear makeup..
plays sports: on
a bad boy: on
has nice arms: on
has a job: on
loves being on the phone: on
calls/texts you late just to say hi or i love you: on
drinks alcohol: on-off
wears girl pants: off
tells you you don't need make-up: on
has his tounge pierced: on....;)
has his ear(s) pierced: on-off.. just ONE, and the gay side either.
has his lip pierced: off
has his eyebrow(s) pierced: off
>>GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl:
dresses like a slut:
dresses like a grandma:
dresses like a prep:
doesn't care what she wears:
sings:
plays a musical instrument:
is skinnier than you:
is bigger than you:
is shorter than you:
is taller than you:
has straight teeth:
wears braces:
has chapped lips:
has green eyes:
has blue eyes:
has brown eyes:
has long hair:
has short hair:
drinks alcohol:
smokes cigarettes:
smokes pot:
is a vegetarian:
wears glasses:
has blonde hair:
has brown hair:
has black hair:
is tan:
works out:
smiles more than not:
calls you just to say HI:
smacks your butt:
compliments you:
shaves her legs:
wears jewelry:
has bigger feet than you:
has smaller feet than you:
wears perfume:
wants to be a mom:
has long legs:
has a big ass:
has a long upper body:
Has Big Boobs:
wears granny panties:
wears a thong: