[Hey guys. Guess what happened 100 years ago? If you guessed the German Empire, you win! That's right, guys. I got four words for you:
Militarism
Alliances
Imperialism
Nationalism
(Those are the four main causes of wwi, get it? ha ha...yeah moving on)
anyway I hope you were all enjoying your way early mornings May 9th or whatever because,]
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Shouldn't you be busy being isolationist or whatever?
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[Gonna start moving to find you now. TIME TO DISTRACT.]
Hey, hey, Germany. Hey. Hey let me ask you something.
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[By the way sneaking up behind you okay. Even though not being tiny is odd.]
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Just fine, thanks.
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Oh, okay, that's good to hear, I was just wonde--DON'T TOUCH THIS FLOOR OR IT MEANS WARRRRRR.
[Why yes, at that sudden change in tone she struck a fighting pose.]
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All I remember is that I tried to claim this floor, and you got all whiny. And I was generous enough to stop. So you better do the same, or I'll make you!
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What?! Did you forget how I threw you the other day? I can kick your ass easy!
[And now she's all up in Germany's face. Looking really violent. And stuff.]
Don't ask me to fight, because I will!
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[What is diplomatic tact.]
Either fight, or don't. But don't stand here throwing a temper tantrum, I'm a little busy.
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Sorry.]
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