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Frohe Weihnachten. I hope everyone is having a good Holiday season. The traditions in Wonderland...certainly are interesting.
[Ahhhh it's Christmas. Which means gifts! He's so unsociable, ohgod. I'm sorry.
Afghanistan - A stollen. It's fruitcake. Also it's canon. Man I love Hetalia.
America - A copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales only, you know, not in German. America asks about German stuff from time to time, and it is just a tad different than the Disney versions, you know. Not that he's expecting America to read them all but okay.
Austria - Records of Beethoven's symphonies (I'm sorry it's still the 60s). Done by the Berlin Philharmonic because, um, Beethoven is German.
Denmark - Really awesome strong Holiday Beer, like Bock beer, which can get up to 16% alcoholic content. Have fun with that. He's going to leave it by your door and leave quickly because it is still awkward, oh god. But it says it's from him.
England - Stollen, just like Afghanistan.
German Democratic Republic - Prussia's gift is the impressive one. You know, the one you had to give up something for. He was kind of late in shopping (read: yesterday morning before decoratin' the tree with America) but lost the memory of the GDR having been Prussia. (So okay with losing the memory I guess the gift became kind of confusing but it's one of those what the hell I must have bought this for some reason moments I suppose). Anyway, enough rambling. The gift is a Pour le Mérite, the highest military honor of the Kingdom of Prussia until the end of World War I. But if you thought that wasn't cool enough? The award was founded by Old Fritz (hence being in French, he wasn't very fond of the German language.) Bismarck even had one, man, these things are exciting. And pretty. And Rommel had one, and a bunch of other people I learned about in my history class you guys probably don't care about like Ludendorff and Hindenburg and the guy who thought Germany's navy could be 1/2 the size of England's but twice as awesome. And since I can go on about these people for awhile but that's hardly productive, The gift, wrapped all nicely and pretty, will be delivered by hand. (Not that it's hard to do that when you live in the same room) so, yeah. He'll walk it over to Prussia and we can thread. It'll be after he gets his memory of Prussia being Prussia back because ahhhhhhhhhhh it works so much better that way.
Hungary - Some seeds for her gardening project! You're welcome to pick whateverrrr.
Italy - A scarf. Like, in Italian colors. SO HE DOESN'T FREEZE TO DEATH. It's practical, okay?
Japan - Salt. No, I'm not kidding. It's for the salmon he's getting too or some other kind of food. I can't promise it's amazing like Japanese kind but you know. Idk it's Japan he's a good friend but it's hard to know what he wants sometimes.
Switzerland - Coffee. And a note in apology for not showing up (he was fighting with his brother) for the coffee date or whatever after Hong Kong's post.
[Ahhhh it's Christmas. Which means gifts! He's so unsociable, ohgod. I'm sorry.
Afghanistan - A stollen. It's fruitcake. Also it's canon. Man I love Hetalia.
America - A copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales only, you know, not in German. America asks about German stuff from time to time, and it is just a tad different than the Disney versions, you know. Not that he's expecting America to read them all but okay.
Austria - Records of Beethoven's symphonies (I'm sorry it's still the 60s). Done by the Berlin Philharmonic because, um, Beethoven is German.
Denmark - Really awesome strong Holiday Beer, like Bock beer, which can get up to 16% alcoholic content. Have fun with that. He's going to leave it by your door and leave quickly because it is still awkward, oh god. But it says it's from him.
England - Stollen, just like Afghanistan.
German Democratic Republic - Prussia's gift is the impressive one. You know, the one you had to give up something for. He was kind of late in shopping (read: yesterday morning before decoratin' the tree with America) but lost the memory of the GDR having been Prussia. (So okay with losing the memory I guess the gift became kind of confusing but it's one of those what the hell I must have bought this for some reason moments I suppose). Anyway, enough rambling. The gift is a Pour le Mérite, the highest military honor of the Kingdom of Prussia until the end of World War I. But if you thought that wasn't cool enough? The award was founded by Old Fritz (hence being in French, he wasn't very fond of the German language.) Bismarck even had one, man, these things are exciting. And pretty. And Rommel had one, and a bunch of other people I learned about in my history class you guys probably don't care about like Ludendorff and Hindenburg and the guy who thought Germany's navy could be 1/2 the size of England's but twice as awesome. And since I can go on about these people for awhile but that's hardly productive, The gift, wrapped all nicely and pretty, will be delivered by hand. (Not that it's hard to do that when you live in the same room) so, yeah. He'll walk it over to Prussia and we can thread. It'll be after he gets his memory of Prussia being Prussia back because ahhhhhhhhhhh it works so much better that way.
Hungary - Some seeds for her gardening project! You're welcome to pick whateverrrr.
Italy - A scarf. Like, in Italian colors. SO HE DOESN'T FREEZE TO DEATH. It's practical, okay?
Japan - Salt. No, I'm not kidding. It's for the salmon he's getting too or some other kind of food. I can't promise it's amazing like Japanese kind but you know. Idk it's Japan he's a good friend but it's hard to know what he wants sometimes.
Switzerland - Coffee. And a note in apology for not showing up (he was fighting with his brother) for the coffee date or whatever after Hong Kong's post.