Tita Gigi, who lives all the way in Iloilo, and I have this dream of joining
Amazing Race. We wouldn't care if we were removed, as long as we are removed after the staple old folks that they always have in the show are removed. It would be a tad bit embarrassing on our part to be beaten by old people. Of course, unless, they are like those old gym bunnies who are totally buff but have wrinkly faces. Picture
Charles Kuralt on
Chris Rademacher's body. Eww. But, it would be understandable if Tita Gigi and I are beaten by that. Being booted out would also save us from seeing something that grotesque.
Another show that I imagined joining was
Survivor. The reason for this is the dramatic weight loss that the competitors accomplish. Weight loss, to me, is an accomplishment. I thought that
Survivor was the best diet ever. I've changed my mind. The suffering one has to go through to lose the weight is just way too much, now that I've found a better reality tv diet.
American Idol is the best diet ever. It seems the contestants, like Jennifer Hudson, John Stevens, Matt Rogers and even the already slim Latoya London, are losing so much weight. I am so jealous. And the awesome thing about it is, they lose weight and they can keep track of the weight they lose by watching themselves on television every week. Also, they are put in a awesome mansion to live in and they get a stylist. They get to meet Elton John, Ashford and Simpson, Paula Abdul and I dunno who else.
American Idol is the best diet ever.