Jun 23, 2006 21:01
Wednesday was my b-day "gathering" at the bowling center. Ryan, Katie, Terry, Jake, Nanner, Jaylynn, Tara Shea, and Eli all attended my little shindig(which Tara helped set up). As for what happened...
-Jaylynn made the bonehead move of the night, trying to jump on my back. Now that is one thing, but she jumped on there while I was swinging a 15lb ball at FULL SPEED. Jaylynn might have stomach cramps for the next month now. Smooth one Superman...
-I bowled from the next lane on the left. Now the lanes are normally dry, but can I have a little bit of oil? That next lane business is tough.
-It appears my art of defense is spreading. Terry and Ryan have both become quite adept at my art, and for that I am proud. It appears I have started a trend; however, I ask that you please give credit to the originator ;-D. I give credit to Mr. Chappelle for doing it once on his show, I simply expanded it.
-So then there was mass butt slapping. Nanner accidentally hit me once, then intentionally shared the love to the other butt cheek. Then it spread as I slapped Terry(who got revenge) and Tara Shea and I traded slaps(both of whom liked it). I of course saved my revenge on Nanner for when I played my patented defense, she thoroughly enjoyed it. Haha, j/k
-We continued bowling as Terry and I played a game of 7-pin no-tap, which makes the game ridiculously easy. He won, only after going back and giving himself strikes :\
-I cannot forget, Eli got me a present despite the fact that I told him not to. It was a wonderful Spongebob card with money. Gracias, Eli
-We all left at 11 once Jaylynn was done bowling(except Eli, Katie, Terry, and Jake. Eli left early to avoid becoming a pumpkin)
Not much else has happened since then. Oh, and I'm supposed to give a shout to MA, so HELLO! And thanks for being on MSN till the wee hours of the morning, haha.
Now I must make an ode to Hailey. Hailey will be gone for a month to Austrailia, which leaves a small issue: Hailey is my primary helper. In other words, she stops me from GOING COMPLETELY INSANE. How you may ask? By listening to me and giving her opinion/advice. Which leads to this:
With Hailey leaving, the position is open. All it takes is 5 minutes to listen to my rambling and give an honest opinion... in fair return I will do the same for you when asked. Maybe someone will offer to step up for my sanity, haha. Any takers for the position?
Jason