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[masfoliage]

oh alexis, how do i even begin?

i heart sex toy parties.

i heart grapes and dips.

i heart........magical ponies.

i have an addiction to bottled water. it's beginning to concern me. it's weird. help.

i think i'm retaining it to. maybe that's why i weigh like 4,000LBs.

ahhhhhhhhhhh. ............ ...... .. . . . . .. . .....

time to do....something.........