this is absurd.

[masfoliage]

i like updating my journal once every TWO YEARS OR SO. johanna is a raging, firey turd of shit. i was trying to do homework and she came in and fucked it all up. i think that she thinks i'm gay. i really don't understand it. just because i blew up a huge picture of her head and stuck it on our life size cardboard cut out of brad pitt's face, and sleep with it at night, doesn't mean that my dream future mate is johanna (beautiful girl) with rock hard abs and huge penis.

p.s.

i just gave my my little pony a really cool new hairstyle.

peace out (kips voice)