Yet More Additions to the List
Last year I posted my Top Ten Signs that You Might Be Sleep Deprived.
# 1. You can quote the entire Nick at Nite lineup.
# 2. You get mad when the 3:15 freight train comes through at 3:30.
# 3. Going to sleep before midnight is something you attribute to youth, sickness, or old age.
# 4. 'Cruise Control' made your top ten list of valued possessions.
# 5. You not only sleep in your Chem lecture, but the following one as well.
# 6. Cursing, lots of cursing.
# 7. You can now say "Gimme the usual" at Starbucks.
# 8. Your top ten lists go in ascending order.
# 9. Anything you do that isn't half-assed, is just plain incomplete.
# 10.
To the original I added:
# 11. You begin to sleep hanging upside down.
# 12. You've addressed a teacher as Mom or Dad.
# 13. Microsoft Word shows 35 pages of the letter N since you fell asleep on the keys.
# 14. You consistently go to sleep after friends in times zones West of you.
# 15. All of your LJ updates are posted after Midnight.
I'd like to add to it again:
# 16. You sleep through some/all of your building's fire alarms.
# 17. You've made preposterous lies for why you're late to class. eg "I was attacked by mummies."
# 18. You sing the first verse of Billy Joel songs over and over and over.
# 19. You consider rigging your roommate's television to give him an electric shock.
# 20. The night before, you push back your wakeup alarm in increments of five minutes or less.
Night folks.
# 1. You can quote the entire Nick at Nite lineup.
# 2. You get mad when the 3:15 freight train comes through at 3:30.
# 3. Going to sleep before midnight is something you attribute to youth, sickness, or old age.
# 4. 'Cruise Control' made your top ten list of valued possessions.
# 5. You not only sleep in your Chem lecture, but the following one as well.
# 6. Cursing, lots of cursing.
# 7. You can now say "Gimme the usual" at Starbucks.
# 8. Your top ten lists go in ascending order.
# 9. Anything you do that isn't half-assed, is just plain incomplete.
# 10.
To the original I added:
# 11. You begin to sleep hanging upside down.
# 12. You've addressed a teacher as Mom or Dad.
# 13. Microsoft Word shows 35 pages of the letter N since you fell asleep on the keys.
# 14. You consistently go to sleep after friends in times zones West of you.
# 15. All of your LJ updates are posted after Midnight.
I'd like to add to it again:
# 16. You sleep through some/all of your building's fire alarms.
# 17. You've made preposterous lies for why you're late to class. eg "I was attacked by mummies."
# 18. You sing the first verse of Billy Joel songs over and over and over.
# 19. You consider rigging your roommate's television to give him an electric shock.
# 20. The night before, you push back your wakeup alarm in increments of five minutes or less.
Night folks.