ETA: New post with MORE UNIPORN GREATNESS
here, for those that get linked to just this post.
Wholesale stolen from
bottledgoose. Posting because just knowing this exists MAKES MY LIFE. I mean. HE'S A PRETTY UNICORN. IN PINK. THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I AM TORN BETWEEN "Not My Kink, and That's Okay" and wanting to screech "WORK IT, PONY." Maybe throw him a ticker tape parade. He's just so fierce about it, goddamn.
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In conclusion? Oh, Internets.