Zombies....
Do you think bitching about something is the same as kicking it? because I've done nothing to correct my internet connection save for a mildly scathing LJ report on it, and maybe some swearing at the computer.
And here we are, and the connection is suddenly fine. A fact I may have jinxed by mentioning it.
Sharon and I watched Shaun of the Dead finally last night. It was good. I would go into further detail, but I assume that you've all seen the movie several times by now, and understand the kick assedness of it.
Y'know, zombies really only have numbers on there side. I mean, they're slow, (always last on an inititive roll) and about as threatening as the waste of a human they were before they died (I assume a waste of human, since we are talking about someone who either failed to outrun a zombie, or was tricked into coming close by the quick zombie wit of pretending to be just dead). I know that there is supposedly that great undead strength, but if it were true, well legs have muscles too, and they should be able to leap and stride like nobodies buisness. They do neither. Besides, great strength is once again only useful if the zombie could catch you.
So, in a zombie infestation, heading north seems wise. Sharon warned me of the potential zombie bear situation, but would really need a zombie to bite a bear, and I doubt that's gonna happen any time soon.
So, here's the plan. In case of zombie infestation stay by the phones. I'll call you, but only once (It's a zombie infestation, I'm not gonna spend the whole day on the phone) We'll all get in the car, or possibly stolen van, nip downtown real quick for some essential looting (beer, chips, smokes), then off to the woods for no zombie partying.
Even if a few zombies make it up that far, well it's only a few. We'll bash em good, and get back to, I don't know, brewing beer and tending our zombie free garden and repopulating the human race, or something.
And here we are, and the connection is suddenly fine. A fact I may have jinxed by mentioning it.
Sharon and I watched Shaun of the Dead finally last night. It was good. I would go into further detail, but I assume that you've all seen the movie several times by now, and understand the kick assedness of it.
Y'know, zombies really only have numbers on there side. I mean, they're slow, (always last on an inititive roll) and about as threatening as the waste of a human they were before they died (I assume a waste of human, since we are talking about someone who either failed to outrun a zombie, or was tricked into coming close by the quick zombie wit of pretending to be just dead). I know that there is supposedly that great undead strength, but if it were true, well legs have muscles too, and they should be able to leap and stride like nobodies buisness. They do neither. Besides, great strength is once again only useful if the zombie could catch you.
So, in a zombie infestation, heading north seems wise. Sharon warned me of the potential zombie bear situation, but would really need a zombie to bite a bear, and I doubt that's gonna happen any time soon.
So, here's the plan. In case of zombie infestation stay by the phones. I'll call you, but only once (It's a zombie infestation, I'm not gonna spend the whole day on the phone) We'll all get in the car, or possibly stolen van, nip downtown real quick for some essential looting (beer, chips, smokes), then off to the woods for no zombie partying.
Even if a few zombies make it up that far, well it's only a few. We'll bash em good, and get back to, I don't know, brewing beer and tending our zombie free garden and repopulating the human race, or something.