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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I turned ladyblaze69 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Saturday mystic_spirit and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Masamanaris
I love it...nice in Iran. Of course, to be worse I'd have to wipe the country out. And evil in Canada...since I AM evil and live in Canada, it was amusing. Of course I don't want to rule anything. OWN yes. Much easier.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I turned ladyblaze69 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Saturday mystic_spirit and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Masamanaris
I love it...nice in Iran. Of course, to be worse I'd have to wipe the country out. And evil in Canada...since I AM evil and live in Canada, it was amusing. Of course I don't want to rule anything. OWN yes. Much easier.