I am imitating Crowley's verbal keysmash

[masakochan]

My mom's mother/my grandmother has managed to outdo herself. I didn't think it was possible. According to my mom, earlier today, she was ranting about my youngest sister when this gem piece of coal popped out:

She doesn't understand how my youngest sister can have dyslexia- when she, herself (my grandmother), didn't have it.

i just... i can't y'all. fhdosa how in the fuck.