DEATH TO INSECTS
Creepy crawlies! Bastards invading my rooms. Anything with more than 2 legs gets the boot - dog included. More than 4, and they get TEH DEATHS. I need to pull every bit of furniture out of my room and clean it all.. but I am lazy. I do need to clean up though. And death to all spiderwebs and insects! ... I don't like bugs BTWOMGWTFBBQ. At least I only scream like a girl and run away from spiders...
... Hrm.
... Hrm.