Brilliant
From the depths of depravity known as Shiriay Shokan, on the gamefaqs messageboard, I present you with a nugget of joy:
Topic: Dante has a Party Fetish - in Devil May Cry 3, Dante has an unhealthy fascination with the word, party - he tosses it in quite a bit. This came of that.
Arbitrary scene idea that made me giggle? I present to you: Dante, Vergil, and Sparda, all playing pool, back in the good ol' days, when Sparda was still around. GO~~~
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Sparda: You. Shoot. *points to Dante*
*Dante picks Ebony up*
Sparda: ...
Dante: Haa, kiddin', old man.
*Dante shoots. It banks off the edge of the table and goes through the ceiling*
Dante: This party's gettin' crazy! Let's rock! Rock! Party! Parock! Rarty!
Vergil: ...
Sparda: Ignore him. Shoot.
*Vergil shoots and cracks the spare ball in half*
Dante: WHOOO!! WHAT A CRAAAZY PARTY!!
Sparda: Calm yourself!
*Dante goes nuts*
Sparda: ...Shut up and shoot.
*Dante tries to shoot and ends up throwing his stick, hitting Vergil in the crotch*
Vergil: *grunt*
*Sparda winces*
Vergil: **** THIS ****!!
*Vergil throws the pool table at Dante. Table knocks Dante through the wall*
Sparda: Goddamnit, Vergil!
*Sparda throws Vergil through other wall*
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Mwahahaha.
Topic: Dante has a Party Fetish - in Devil May Cry 3, Dante has an unhealthy fascination with the word, party - he tosses it in quite a bit. This came of that.
Arbitrary scene idea that made me giggle? I present to you: Dante, Vergil, and Sparda, all playing pool, back in the good ol' days, when Sparda was still around. GO~~~
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Sparda: You. Shoot. *points to Dante*
*Dante picks Ebony up*
Sparda: ...
Dante: Haa, kiddin', old man.
*Dante shoots. It banks off the edge of the table and goes through the ceiling*
Dante: This party's gettin' crazy! Let's rock! Rock! Party! Parock! Rarty!
Vergil: ...
Sparda: Ignore him. Shoot.
*Vergil shoots and cracks the spare ball in half*
Dante: WHOOO!! WHAT A CRAAAZY PARTY!!
Sparda: Calm yourself!
*Dante goes nuts*
Sparda: ...Shut up and shoot.
*Dante tries to shoot and ends up throwing his stick, hitting Vergil in the crotch*
Vergil: *grunt*
*Sparda winces*
Vergil: **** THIS ****!!
*Vergil throws the pool table at Dante. Table knocks Dante through the wall*
Sparda: Goddamnit, Vergil!
*Sparda throws Vergil through other wall*
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Mwahahaha.