Top 15 Odd Facts about ME à la 10-8-2011
In random order, I present:
- I have a crush on Ranbir Kapoor again. And when I say again, I mean my intense RK-addiction is back.
- I hate my school because they haven’t given me my favourite Dutch teacher in my last year. Instead, I get the bitch I hate and couldn’t even stand one hour per week previous year. Joy.
- I have a maths teacher I will slap if he is like I think he is.
- I want a baby. I don’t care who the parents are, but I want a baby anywhere near me I can cootchiecoo whenever I feel like it. My jaan-babyniece is still adorable but a baby…I want a baby.
- I have no clue who I am now, I just know who I like to be and who I was.
- I want to fall in love. With someone actually near me, so RK, you don’t count.
- I am developing a weird fancy for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Australians. Can I just say YUM. Simon Baker, Chris Hemsworth, Luke Bracey…YUM.
- I am having a hard time actually reading. I can’t shake off that…’bug’ that keeps me so time-oriented. I hate it. I want to be able to start a book and drown in it.
- My skin is annoying me. Pimples on my face, some light rash coming up on my throat and chest for whatever reason…come fucking on and be baby-like soft.
- I love my Revolutionary Road DVD. Love love love. It’s so depressing it makes my depression slightly fade away.
- I am never going to do drugs. I am reading Go Ask Alice, and fuck, I am never going to do drugs. I was not planning on doing it (except for pot once), but dude. Fuck NO.
- I have a girl-crush on Keira Knightley. Even though she needs to join me when I go to McDonalds.
- My sister, but especially her friend, think I might be gay because I have no boyfriend and I never talk about boys (cuzz boys here suck). Maybe I am. I doubt so because I always dream about my perfect ‘man’ and my love interests in fantasies and such are always men, but who knows, maybe I am just in denial.
- I am going to write a book. Not a little story in the notebook nobody is allowed to read, but a book.
- I am addicted to ‘Best Thing I Never Had’ (Beyoncé). I love the clip, I love the lyrics, I love it all. In your face Ex-Boyfriend I Never Had.