I love my parents.
A conversation had online. All events really happened today. Cat's name censored to protect the little bastard's privacy.
MarZZMatrix: alright, so i call my mom up today to ask her what i should take for sore joints, and she tells me me and her have to have a talk. she says david found an object in my room that we needed to talk about.... she says that he found a test tube full of pot. :p
MarZZMatrix: well, of course this isn't true
MarZZMatrix: it wasn't pot, what it was, was a vial of catnip i bought as a present for Holly's cat but forgot about. When i bought it, i decided to hide it under my TV so my parents wouldn't find it and think i was doing pot... of course that backfired
MarZZMatrix: my mom and dad were talking last night too, and my dad showed it to her, and he said "oh god elaine, cody's either dealing or smoking pot!"
MarZZMatrix: my mom says "David, how much pot did you smoke when you were a teenager?"
MarZZMatrix: he replies that he's never touched an ounce in his life
MarZZMatrix: she says "well, trust me on this one. If this were pot, i'd be smoking it RIGHT NOW."
Sibeiko: roflmfao
MarZZMatrix: well, here's the best part... my dad didn't believe my mom
MarZZMatrix: so he took it to the sheriff's office
MarZZMatrix: the sheriff took the lid off, smelled it, gave it back to my dad, and laughed him out of the office
MarZZMatrix: alright, so i call my mom up today to ask her what i should take for sore joints, and she tells me me and her have to have a talk. she says david found an object in my room that we needed to talk about.... she says that he found a test tube full of pot. :p
MarZZMatrix: well, of course this isn't true
MarZZMatrix: it wasn't pot, what it was, was a vial of catnip i bought as a present for Holly's cat but forgot about. When i bought it, i decided to hide it under my TV so my parents wouldn't find it and think i was doing pot... of course that backfired
MarZZMatrix: my mom and dad were talking last night too, and my dad showed it to her, and he said "oh god elaine, cody's either dealing or smoking pot!"
MarZZMatrix: my mom says "David, how much pot did you smoke when you were a teenager?"
MarZZMatrix: he replies that he's never touched an ounce in his life
MarZZMatrix: she says "well, trust me on this one. If this were pot, i'd be smoking it RIGHT NOW."
Sibeiko: roflmfao
MarZZMatrix: well, here's the best part... my dad didn't believe my mom
MarZZMatrix: so he took it to the sheriff's office
MarZZMatrix: the sheriff took the lid off, smelled it, gave it back to my dad, and laughed him out of the office