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Ouch. My hands have blisters. They hurt. I am repaying my "debt to society" by raking up pine needles on Joe Montouri's lawn. Grrreat. Oh dear me I got so drunk last night. I got home at 4:30am then was supposed to be at community service at 8. Yeah. Didn't happen. I woke up at 10:30 - extremely disoriented I might add - and I look around.. Both my alarms (cuz I set TWO to wake my sorry ass up) were already shut off cuz of how long they were going off, my light is on and my bedroom door is wide open (my mother's attempt at waking me up). I don't even remember her coming in my room. Yeah and Heckscher wasn't too thrilled at me being so late but fuck it, they're not paying me. I'm the first girl to do community service there and the first person to actually stay for the full 8 hours so they can kiss it.
Y'know.. I coulda got booty last night and didn't. Why? I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW! Well, I kinda know why but damnit Mary. It was 4am and I was really drunk and my car was at Jay's house. Jay was dropping off Jake and I went inside to pee. Jake was like "Why don't you stay over?" I was like "I have community service in four hours, and plus my car's not here." "So I'll pay for a cab in the morning." "To Jay's house?! lol. Nah, plus I know I'll never wake up." "I'll set an alarm." I regretfully declined. Ugh. Jay's like "Mary, if you really wanted to get laid, we coulda sniped somethin up.. driven your car to Heckscher or some shit." But you see, the thing is that Jay works with me. And we hang out a lot. And he likes to run his mouth to the entire company about my personal life. I know for a fact that if I woulda stayed at this kid's house, my whole company woulda known by Monday afternoon. I didn't wanna deal with that. Girls have needs too, damnit. Oh well. Sorry, you may not care about my non-existant sex life but I do. :P
OH HAPPY DAY!!! I just talked to James and we're gonna go to four dollar movie night for old times sake and see The Incredibles! I can't wait to see them all again! Yay I'm in such a good mood now! :D
So I dunno what to do tonight. I'm going to The Beachtree to visit Rich but then I dunno. Full Martini perhaps? I'm going wherever the wind takes me, I suppose. Join me if you'd like.
This song reminds me of Chris. Have yourself a Mary little Chris tmas. I miss you!!! This once every three months thing just doesn't cut it. Call me you silly silly boy!
Gimme a song. Or a band. That I'll like. Please. You guys are good like that, hook a sista up!
Shower time. Late.
Y'know.. I coulda got booty last night and didn't. Why? I DON'T FUCKIN KNOW! Well, I kinda know why but damnit Mary. It was 4am and I was really drunk and my car was at Jay's house. Jay was dropping off Jake and I went inside to pee. Jake was like "Why don't you stay over?" I was like "I have community service in four hours, and plus my car's not here." "So I'll pay for a cab in the morning." "To Jay's house?! lol. Nah, plus I know I'll never wake up." "I'll set an alarm." I regretfully declined. Ugh. Jay's like "Mary, if you really wanted to get laid, we coulda sniped somethin up.. driven your car to Heckscher or some shit." But you see, the thing is that Jay works with me. And we hang out a lot. And he likes to run his mouth to the entire company about my personal life. I know for a fact that if I woulda stayed at this kid's house, my whole company woulda known by Monday afternoon. I didn't wanna deal with that. Girls have needs too, damnit. Oh well. Sorry, you may not care about my non-existant sex life but I do. :P
OH HAPPY DAY!!! I just talked to James and we're gonna go to four dollar movie night for old times sake and see The Incredibles! I can't wait to see them all again! Yay I'm in such a good mood now! :D
So I dunno what to do tonight. I'm going to The Beachtree to visit Rich but then I dunno. Full Martini perhaps? I'm going wherever the wind takes me, I suppose. Join me if you'd like.
This song reminds me of Chris. Have yourself a Mary little Chris tmas. I miss you!!! This once every three months thing just doesn't cut it. Call me you silly silly boy!
Gimme a song. Or a band. That I'll like. Please. You guys are good like that, hook a sista up!
Shower time. Late.