Am I Dreaming?

Nov 30, 2005 13:07

Ahem...
Well fellow journalers, I can't believe that my sis didn't mention our experience at the coffee house for colleges the other day. It's inconceivable. So, I will make up for it and tell you myself.
The story begins........

One day, Pagie and Marzipan had some time that was hanging atrociously on the back of their car's bumper and dragging rather noisely, if I might add, on the road behind them. In a desperate attempt to get rid of the awful sound and replace it with fun, they both decided to go get some coffee. Niether of them had been to the coffee house of colleges recently so they decided that that would be the location where they would ditch time.
Once they arrived, they ordered their drinks, saw some friends such as the makers of Campbell soup and the wife of the maker of Gardella chocolate. Saying a brief hello, they sat down with their hot beverages to warm up and have a friendly conversation.
The conversation started with planning of doing a show for the coffee house of college, but then is somehow moved into an heart hurting problem that was running through the emo computer of Pagie. Marzipan listened with a wise, sympathetic, and loving ear. Once the hurt was talked out, Marzipan sat thinking. What could help this sister with the heart hurting problem that was flowing through her computer's emo drive?
Suddenly, an idea came into the computer of Marzipan! One so great there was a small chance that it could fail!
"I know what will make you feel better Pagie! It helps me every time," Marzipan yelled with triumph.
Pagie watched with the curiostity drive of her computer running 100mph as Marzipan stooped to dig through the book bag that quite resembled the one that belonged to Madame Mary Poppins in the fact that she often pulled random things such as large lights, plants, dinosaurs, books, knitting, and so many more very large and interesting things out of it. What could she have in her magic bag that could heal this hurt that was running through the emotional drive of her computer. Finally, after a long time of searching, a triumphant, "Ah HA," escaped from the lips of Marzipan.
"Sister," she said with a somber countanance, "I have the very thing that will make you feel better." And what was placed ever so nicely on the edge of the table?
"FLOSS!"
"FLOSS?"
"FLOSS!"
"Every time uncomfortable or boring things are running through my computer, I just pull out one of my two floss containers, which are in an ever so trendy pink travel case, and I floss my teeth. It always makes me feel better. Would you like a strand dear Pagie?"
Pagie thought, "Of course! Why don't I ever think to carry around a trendy pink travel case of floss around with me wherever I go?"
So, our two heroines continued to floss in the middle of the dining room of the coffee house for colledges. When Pagie noticed that her gums where bleeding. It reminded Marzipan of a rather interesting part off of the movie "Delarious". Unfortuantly, that day, the two sisters discovered that the oldest had a bad case of gingavitas.
After the flossing act was over, the heart hurt was still running through Pagie's emotional drive.
"Marzipan, what will I ever do to be rid of this heart hurt in my computer? The floss only worked for a brief amount of time."
"Well Pagie," Marzipan replied, "There is really only one thing else that I can give you that will help you feel better."
Once again Marzipan's head disapeared as she conducted another extensive search in the bottom of her magic book bag. (It is a vintage and cracked, tan, fake, leather bag. That MUST be the secret. Every other reason is just impossible.)
Suddenly Marzipan's head appeared and what did she carry with her? Two, small, plastic dinosaur figurines. Both are vegetarians so they couldn't fight but they could be friends.
Pagie's trouble was ended and Marzipan's happiness was complete as they drank their coffees and played with their vegetarian dinosaurs.
The End.

Peace Out-Marzipan
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