Yoink-a-Meme
With thanks to herodatusjr...
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with: I don't even remember. Doesn't come up much.
2. What is your weapon of choice: Catapult?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex: Hell ya!
4. How about of the same sex: Eh, I don't think I have a good enough relationship with any female to be able to pull this off. My mother, maybe. (Though let's say "thwack" instead of "hit".)
6. What is your pet peeve: Not many. Misuse of the apostrophe (or its absense).
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily: Certain things I pretend to be angry about for comical purposes.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time: Um, homework?
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up: Go to sleep, --> 11 PM on Monday. Wake up, --> 2 AM, Wednesday.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: Oh my god, so many. This is probably the thing I'm worst at in the world. My advisor, for one.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made: Cancelling a meeting with essentially no explanation. And sort of implying that one would follow, though it hasn't, yet.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...): Yes, though I was about 12 at the time. I must say, I found it rather convincing by the end.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today: Twice.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice: Any sort of coffee plus sweet, gloopy stuff concoction.
2. Meat eater?: When at Grinnell, no. But not because I have principles or anything.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event: Five or six, I think. Am sloshed at four.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes, a bit.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods: Sweets, o yes.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, mmmm?: Cannibalism is amusing...
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family): This number is probably both higher and lower than I wish it were...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family): Hm.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation: Er, yes.
4. Have you "done it": :P
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice: Varies by individual, I'd say.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute: N/A?
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy: Oh, no.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own: Two. One of which is pretty wildly overused.
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store: Any grocery store with pretentions, I'd say. For fancy cheeses and whatnot.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it: Probably put it in the bank and spend the rest of my life deliberating over it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous: Famous, if it's for doing something neat-o.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks: Oh, no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything: One of those political yard signs. Eh, justified by the fact that the candidate is an asshole (and now in jail).
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive: A couple hundred?
PRIDE
1. What’s one thing have you done that you’re most proud of: Taking off a semester of school to volunteer full-time in a homeless shelter. Or various other projects/schemes.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of: Dunno. Father was rather amused when I "ran away from home," though.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life: Publish stuff?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place: 'Tis alright.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors: Don't think so.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I've made some questionable choices, but wouldn't say "cheated".
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of: Woke up? It's still kinda early...
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The expansive social networks that some people have...Incidentally, my pet peeve is at work in that question.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with: I've never seen this show, and thus don't get the question.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be: "Me" is alright. But Kurt Schwitters- crazy Dada artist- sounds like he had a lot of fun.
4. Have you ever been cheated on: Chances are close to nil. I really can't even imagine it being otherwise.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own: Being 5'7" or so would be nice.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself: Uh, some sort of facility with the *spoken* language...Like, at all.
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey: It's fairly clever, I thought.
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with: I don't even remember. Doesn't come up much.
2. What is your weapon of choice: Catapult?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex: Hell ya!
4. How about of the same sex: Eh, I don't think I have a good enough relationship with any female to be able to pull this off. My mother, maybe. (Though let's say "thwack" instead of "hit".)
6. What is your pet peeve: Not many. Misuse of the apostrophe (or its absense).
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily: Certain things I pretend to be angry about for comical purposes.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time: Um, homework?
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up: Go to sleep, --> 11 PM on Monday. Wake up, --> 2 AM, Wednesday.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: Oh my god, so many. This is probably the thing I'm worst at in the world. My advisor, for one.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made: Cancelling a meeting with essentially no explanation. And sort of implying that one would follow, though it hasn't, yet.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...): Yes, though I was about 12 at the time. I must say, I found it rather convincing by the end.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today: Twice.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice: Any sort of coffee plus sweet, gloopy stuff concoction.
2. Meat eater?: When at Grinnell, no. But not because I have principles or anything.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event: Five or six, I think. Am sloshed at four.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yes, a bit.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods: Sweets, o yes.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, mmmm?: Cannibalism is amusing...
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family): This number is probably both higher and lower than I wish it were...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family): Hm.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation: Er, yes.
4. Have you "done it": :P
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice: Varies by individual, I'd say.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute: N/A?
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy: Oh, no.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own: Two. One of which is pretty wildly overused.
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store: Any grocery store with pretentions, I'd say. For fancy cheeses and whatnot.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it: Probably put it in the bank and spend the rest of my life deliberating over it.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous: Famous, if it's for doing something neat-o.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks: Oh, no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything: One of those political yard signs. Eh, justified by the fact that the candidate is an asshole (and now in jail).
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive: A couple hundred?
PRIDE
1. What’s one thing have you done that you’re most proud of: Taking off a semester of school to volunteer full-time in a homeless shelter. Or various other projects/schemes.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of: Dunno. Father was rather amused when I "ran away from home," though.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life: Publish stuff?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place: 'Tis alright.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors: Don't think so.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: I've made some questionable choices, but wouldn't say "cheated".
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of: Woke up? It's still kinda early...
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The expansive social networks that some people have...Incidentally, my pet peeve is at work in that question.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with: I've never seen this show, and thus don't get the question.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be: "Me" is alright. But Kurt Schwitters- crazy Dada artist- sounds like he had a lot of fun.
4. Have you ever been cheated on: Chances are close to nil. I really can't even imagine it being otherwise.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own: Being 5'7" or so would be nice.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself: Uh, some sort of facility with the *spoken* language...Like, at all.
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey: It's fairly clever, I thought.