Pick any passage of 500 words (or around that- or a drabble) from
any story I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
Just the idea of this entertains me immensely. I mean, I love commentaries- though I have absolutely no idea how I'll be in doing one.. Eh. Something new to learn.