Feb 15, 2005 19:57
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:42 PM]: i suck
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:42 PM]: so i've heard
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:42 PM]: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:43 PM]: paper or plastic?
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:43 PM]: plz choose
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:43 PM]: WEIS HUMOR!
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:43 PM]: paper in plastic pleaseeeeeee
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:43 PM]: god i hate that...they are like "can you take one of the BROWN bags and put it in the FLIMSY WHITE ONE"
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:43 PM]: i'm all....i know what to do
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:44 PM]: ass
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:44 PM]: I KNOW.... AND THE PAPER CUT O LORD THE PAPER CUTS!?!??!@?
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:44 PM]: ifckdns'
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:44 PM]: geez, i dunno, i'm pretty tough....i dont get them
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:44 PM]: are you doin it wrong?
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:45 PM]: i dont understand the paper in plastic people for the life of me
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:45 PM]: you know why they do it?
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:45 PM]: no, im just.....sensitive?
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:45 PM]: to torture me
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:45 PM]: so it doesnt roll around in the car
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:45 PM]: derrrr
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:45 PM]: i dont give a fuck , there stupid people
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:46 PM]: but i think that there more intelligent than the plain paper people.. i mean wheres the handle?
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:47 PM]: i wonder if its really that hard to put a handle on the paper bags....i mean, we recently made it to jupiter....but we cant have handles on our paper bags?
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:47 PM]: that would be pushing the technology
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:48 PM]: o yes... completly cutting edge
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:48 PM]: i mean whats next? FLYING CARS!?
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:48 PM]: well they are practically hand in hand with eachother....the bag and the car businesses
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:50 PM]: maybe they should collaborate and just make like little squares that fit plastic bags and wont let them tip over in the car that way we can but paper bag away....forever *devilish laugh*
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:50 PM]: no more paper cuts!
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:51 PM]: but that wont happen....paperbag people would lose their jobs over the greif of losing their bags
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:52 PM]: i cant wait for warped tour!
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:53 PM]: but they could go to the white side (white plastic bag) and then apply their supurb paper bag skill to build a new and improved version of a plastic bag... like a hybrid... paper mixed with plastic.... one that wont cut you
ShEliKesB1gW0rDs [7:53 PM]: YES! im going to patent that idea....AND MAKE MILLIONS!!!
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:53 PM]: ....
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:53 PM]: ............
guYatthecOUnter3 [7:54 PM]: i'm gonna beat you to it!
guYatthecOUnter3 signed off at 7:54 PM