REALLY?!
Dear Wegmans,
You may have noticed that it is wicked cold and windy out. You may have also noticed that is it October. Something I have noticed is that you already have your Christmas decorations up and for sale. I therefore am forced to conclude that you have brought the cold early this year. It's not yet Halloween, let alone Thanksgiving, you fuckers! I demand that you put the Christmas decorations away! Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Ashley Hellman
You may have noticed that it is wicked cold and windy out. You may have also noticed that is it October. Something I have noticed is that you already have your Christmas decorations up and for sale. I therefore am forced to conclude that you have brought the cold early this year. It's not yet Halloween, let alone Thanksgiving, you fuckers! I demand that you put the Christmas decorations away! Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Ashley Hellman