The Return of Klutzilla
Incident # 9,352: In which Ashley attempts to brush her teeth
So, last night I went upstairs to brush my teeth. I unscrewed the top to the toothpaste, squeezed out the toothepaste onto my toothbrush, an put the toothpaste tube on the counter. Unfortunately, the uncapped toothpaste slid in a little puddle of water that had collected on the sink, did a triple salchow, and did a perfect landing into my toilet with the open end going halfway down the drain. I had to reach in and grab it out of the toilet. Needless to say, I am now toothpaste-less, and so must go into town today to buy some. I know these things happen to other people, but a concentrated amount of them seem to happen only to me.
So, last night I went upstairs to brush my teeth. I unscrewed the top to the toothpaste, squeezed out the toothepaste onto my toothbrush, an put the toothpaste tube on the counter. Unfortunately, the uncapped toothpaste slid in a little puddle of water that had collected on the sink, did a triple salchow, and did a perfect landing into my toilet with the open end going halfway down the drain. I had to reach in and grab it out of the toilet. Needless to say, I am now toothpaste-less, and so must go into town today to buy some. I know these things happen to other people, but a concentrated amount of them seem to happen only to me.