Oct 28, 2003 09:41
I shot a rubberband straight into space and it hit the moon. So when the moon starts to fall and crush us all, you can blame me.
eat it, eat it now
The Surgeon General says swallowing wet cement can prove hazardous to your health. Please drink responsibly.
Earth fell down some hole so its always nighttime in the north because they dont have a backup sun. Isnt that cute?
Is pink lemonade made with real pink too?
299,792,458 miles per second, the speed of light.
Headfirst into a brickwall.
whore
tear out your eyes.... no, seriously tear them out.
c'mon, try it. it'll be fun.
slit your throat, your wrists are too pretty for a knife.