Jul 10, 2016 16:59
A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.”
The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.
“Where’s my change?” the monk asks.
The vendor replies, “change comes from within.”
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called brightness, but it doesn’t work!
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