The 'Things That Are True' Meme
Rules: Bold the following that are true about you, italicize
things you wish were true, add one true thing about you, and then tag five more
people.
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days. - I don’t even have a TV, I grew up without one so I never really missed it.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana. - Once. My throat is still scratchy. It was a bong and I was coughing like mad and it didn’t even have any effect apart from making me sleepy.
I've watched porn movies. - One from the 1970ies with my gay flatmates - it was hilarious and more in a more private environment, those ranged from boring to mildly disgusting.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. - Who doesn't?
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. - The year before that, yes, but this year? Not really.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. - Why should I?
I'm TOTALLY smart. - Sure ;-)
I've broken someone's bones. - Only my own.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. [quote kennahijja]Again, who doesn't?[/quote]
I hate the rain. - I hate grey skies and unfortunately those usually rain doesn’t come without those.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. - No, somehow I wouldn’t be ‘I’ anymore.
I need money right now. - Who doesn’t?
I love sushi. - A rather recent development.
I talk really, really fast. But only if I'm excited. - Make that: Most of the time, excited or not.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas. - Never been there and I’ll never go there as long as Mr. Bush insists on taking my fingerprints when I enter the country.
I have at least one sibling. - More than one, and from the noise we made there might have been twenty of us.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. - It's nice, but not necessary
I like the way that I look. - More or less.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. - Thank god, no!
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty. - Why is it virtually impossible to avoid that girl? She seems to invade my life whenever I least expect her!
I slept with a Suitemate. - Provided I understood that word correctly and it is something similar to ‘flatmate’
I have a hidden talent. - Lots of them! Only they are so well hidden that even I don’t know them all.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. - What is it with this ‘sugar’ and ‘hyper’ thing? According to scientific research one does not have anything to do with the other so drop it!
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. - Does my Grandmother count?
I enjoy talking on the phone. - Nope! Telephone is better than no contact at all, but I try to avoid it.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. - No, I loathe that habit. Besides, I do have many comfortable, old, baggy trousers and t-shirts.
I love to shop. - Nope.
I enjoy window shopping. - Not really
I would rather shop than eat. - What are you insane? You have to get your priorities in order!
I would classify myself as ghetto. - I suppose you could somehow define my hometown in the middle of nowhere as ‘ghetto’…
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. - ???
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. - Not really ‘obsessed’, no, a minor addiction perhaps.
I don't hate anyone. - But there were one or two close calls.
I'm a pretty good dancer. - I wish!
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. - Depends!
I have a cell phone. - But I don’t use it that often, expect as substitute for a watch.
I believe in a god(s). - Faithful agnostic.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. - No, never so far. I’ve been pretty drunk, but at some point I always stop drinking.
I've rejected someone before. - I even turned down an offer of marriage.
I currently like someone. - Like, like… I like a lot of people, but I do not fancy anyone at the moment.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - The problem is that I have millions of ideas.
I want to have children in the future. - I always wanted children, but I’m not so sure about it any more.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before. - Why should I?
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. - Who?
I'm not allergic to anything. - I’d wish!
I have a lot to learn. - [quote kennahijja again]Who hasn’t? [/quote]
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. - Older. I would’t want to molest teenagers *shudders*
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. - Yes, but I didn’t know she had a crush on him. I own the "South Park" movie. - I’ve never ever watched "South Park". Lack of TV.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. - I do almost anything to avoid assignments.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. - If I did, it wasn’t as important an experience to still remember it.
I enjoy some country music. - Nope!
I would die for my best friends. - Depends on the cause. (That’s a good answer, so I don’t really have to think about this question)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. - Too greasy and they don’t have my favourite toppings. And why should I g to Pizza Hut when there are so many Italian restaurants that offer real pizza for the same price?
I watch soap operas whenever I can. - I? Do you know me at all?
I'm obsessive and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. - cp. ‘Britney Spears’
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". - I can safely answer ‘no’ as I have no idea what is meant.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. - I think I’m a little to old for free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment. I have physiotherapy in an hour, how can I be happy?
I'm obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican. - Hell, no!
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy. - As much as I try, I could never reach that state of immaculate perfection.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger. - More or less yes, but I’m willing to make exceptions.
I study for tests most of the time. - I study for most of my tests, but I do not spend most of my time studying.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. - I used to when I first learned to tie a bow as my grandmother (who taught me) was left handed.
I can work on a car. - I don’t have a car and I hoe I will not need one in as very long time.
I love my job. - I’ll be very happy when I finally finish university.
I am comfortable with who I am right now. - More or less, yes.
I have more than just my ears pierced. - I do not have my ears pierced, let alone anything else.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. - Very true! Barefoot or in socks to be specific
I have jumped off a bridge. - There was a lovely little river below and it was a hot day.
I love sea turtles. - In a soup perhaps…
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. - Depends on your definition of ‘ridiculous amounts’. My father would say any cent spend on make-up is too much, but in comparison to any average female I spend rather little.
I believe in prophetic dreams. - I’ve been in situations where I was sure that I had already experienced them in a dream (just a strange variation of a déjà-vu), but I would never believe that something would come true because I had dreamt about it.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. - Sure, who doesn’t have these major goals and dreams and some (more or less realistic) plans on how to achieve it.
I am proficient on a musical instrument. - I used to, at least. Recorder, alto. And during QaF Season 2 (?) I actually thought of unpacking my violin, but my broken arm saved my flatmates from a fate worse than death.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant. - I try to avoid McD as much as possible. It’s been more than a year that I’ve last been in one.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules. - Rules what? The world? Not yet, but it will.
I went to college out of state. - I went from Bavaria to Berlin, if that counts. Oh yeah, and I went to study abroad, but that was a little later.
I am adopted.
I like sausage. - I hinted at it before: I am from Bavaria.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox. - ???. I love red shoes, though.
I have thrown up from crying too much. - No, but I’ve throwing up and crying.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. - Yes, that bastard!
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. [quote kennahijja again] I don't *fall* for anybody beyond a kind of controllable crush/affection.[/quote]
I adore bright colors. - Yes, bright black! (okay, I don’t mind bright red either)
I love Dear Abby. - Perhaps if I knew what it was.
I can't live without black eyeliner. - The goth girl inside me is very much under control most of the time.
I think school is awesome. - Big ‘NO’
I think pigtails serve a purpose. - To keep your hair out of your face.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals. - WTF?
I don't like multi-textured ice cream. - Aha. Let’s just say I love any and every kind of ice-cream, as long as it’s without alcohol.
I think John Cusack is adorable. - That’s the guy from ‘High Fidelity’? Nope, he was tpp boring, music-obsessed and whiny in that film.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. - Someone explain please!
I watch Food Network way too much. - I like food. I cook it, I eat it, I might even watch it, but there’s not network behind it, I can assure you.
I love coaching youth sports. - Yes, only there are three words wrong in this sentence: ‘coaching’, ‘sports’ and ‘youth’
I can pick up things with my toes. - I also open doors with my feet when I have my hands full.
I can't whistle. - I produce a sound that I would called ‘whistiling’ almost all the time when I am in the kitchen or the bathroom and so far my flatmates have not complained.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither. - What for?
I have ridden/owned a horse. - Yes, but that fascination stopped when I was about nine.
I still have every journal I've ever written in. - I think so, yes. But usually there are only one or two entries and then I abandoned it again.
I can't stick to a diet. - I can, but not for more than two hours.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. - I think the future might be nice, but as I can’t know for sure. Definitely not the past, I cherish modern comforts like hot showers, coffee and education.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. - Unfortunately it doesn’t work.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. - How old do you think I am? Ten?
I have jazz in my blood. - The doctor said no.
I would not be friends if they weren't family. - What’s that supposed to mean? But I can assure you that there are several people that I call family, but I would never call them friends because they aren’t, we merely have the misfortune of sharing some ancestors.
I wear a toe ring. - What for?
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas. - I still have to make up my mind about that one.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. - Try more than one!
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is. - No.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. - I read trashy fanfic, does that count?
I love wrestling. - *rolls eyes*
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. - I don’t mind trees as long as they stay out of my way and no, I am very much not spiritual, thank you.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. - No, it is very wrong to kill a person, not matter what the circumstances are. And a more selfish reason: I could not deal with the guilt.
I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions. - No a single one.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. - In my first semester as university we learned that all collectors are somewhat nutty and that you should never work in a museum that has objects you collect privately. Now that I am almost finished with my studies and after meeting many collectors in the course of it, I have to agree to a certain extent. On the other hand, all avid HP fans are somewhat nutty and I count myself among them.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist. - I am prejudiced against people who call themselves artists. In my opinion it’s not an attitude or a title you can give yourself, but it’s something you have to earn.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. - Good idea!
I am ambidexterous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. - Hell no!
My computer has a name. - Only when it misbehaves!
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes. - Why should I.
I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries. - Both actually, I have lived in four different countries (Australia, France, Ireland and Germany) and in three different states (Bundesländer) in my own country.
I am extremely flexible.
I love hugs more than kisses.
I want to own my own business. - I’m working on it!
I smoke or tried cigarettes. - Once, and I had an allergic reaction to it.
I have met a star from ABC's LOST. - No, and I’m not at all interested.
I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. - Can’t argue with that!
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons. - NO! And I can’t see any reason why anyone outside police and army should be.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. - Substitute ‘like’ with ‘love’
I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the cloud.
I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
I have played strip poker with someone else before.
I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because. - Sometimes
I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star. - *snorts*
I believe I am in love with a fictional Japanese character.
I have dated someone who has had more than 300 sexual partners.
I have told a friend that I have a crush on them.
I have cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I have been in a romantic relationship with members of both the same and the opposite sex.
I am happy with my current relationship.
I have had sex with an uncircumcised male. - I’ve never had sex with a circumcised male. Different culture.
I am often attracted to unsuitable individuals.
I love brussel spouts and rutabagas. - Not really. I prefer broccoli and spinach (Honestly!)
I collect sand. - WTF?
I love Reality TV.
I'm hopelessly bad with anything that doesn't interest me.
I’ve been part of an art exhibition - both with my works and as a model
Feel yourself tagged!
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days. - I don’t even have a TV, I grew up without one so I never really missed it.
I love olives.
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana. - Once. My throat is still scratchy. It was a bong and I was coughing like mad and it didn’t even have any effect apart from making me sleepy.
I've watched porn movies. - One from the 1970ies with my gay flatmates - it was hilarious and more in a more private environment, those ranged from boring to mildly disgusting.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. - Who doesn't?
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. - The year before that, yes, but this year? Not really.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. - Why should I?
I'm TOTALLY smart. - Sure ;-)
I've broken someone's bones. - Only my own.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. [quote kennahijja]Again, who doesn't?[/quote]
I hate the rain. - I hate grey skies and unfortunately those usually rain doesn’t come without those.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. - No, somehow I wouldn’t be ‘I’ anymore.
I need money right now. - Who doesn’t?
I love sushi. - A rather recent development.
I talk really, really fast. But only if I'm excited. - Make that: Most of the time, excited or not.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas. - Never been there and I’ll never go there as long as Mr. Bush insists on taking my fingerprints when I enter the country.
I have at least one sibling. - More than one, and from the noise we made there might have been twenty of us.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. - It's nice, but not necessary
I like the way that I look. - More or less.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. - Thank god, no!
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty. - Why is it virtually impossible to avoid that girl? She seems to invade my life whenever I least expect her!
I slept with a Suitemate. - Provided I understood that word correctly and it is something similar to ‘flatmate’
I have a hidden talent. - Lots of them! Only they are so well hidden that even I don’t know them all.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. - What is it with this ‘sugar’ and ‘hyper’ thing? According to scientific research one does not have anything to do with the other so drop it!
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. - Does my Grandmother count?
I enjoy talking on the phone. - Nope! Telephone is better than no contact at all, but I try to avoid it.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. - No, I loathe that habit. Besides, I do have many comfortable, old, baggy trousers and t-shirts.
I love to shop. - Nope.
I enjoy window shopping. - Not really
I would rather shop than eat. - What are you insane? You have to get your priorities in order!
I would classify myself as ghetto. - I suppose you could somehow define my hometown in the middle of nowhere as ‘ghetto’…
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. - ???
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. - Not really ‘obsessed’, no, a minor addiction perhaps.
I don't hate anyone. - But there were one or two close calls.
I'm a pretty good dancer. - I wish!
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. - Depends!
I have a cell phone. - But I don’t use it that often, expect as substitute for a watch.
I believe in a god(s). - Faithful agnostic.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. - No, never so far. I’ve been pretty drunk, but at some point I always stop drinking.
I've rejected someone before. - I even turned down an offer of marriage.
I currently like someone. - Like, like… I like a lot of people, but I do not fancy anyone at the moment.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - The problem is that I have millions of ideas.
I want to have children in the future. - I always wanted children, but I’m not so sure about it any more.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before. - Why should I?
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. - Who?
I'm not allergic to anything. - I’d wish!
I have a lot to learn. - [quote kennahijja again]Who hasn’t? [/quote]
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. - Older. I would’t want to molest teenagers *shudders*
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. - Yes, but I didn’t know she had a crush on him. I own the "South Park" movie. - I’ve never ever watched "South Park". Lack of TV.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. - I do almost anything to avoid assignments.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. - If I did, it wasn’t as important an experience to still remember it.
I enjoy some country music. - Nope!
I would die for my best friends. - Depends on the cause. (That’s a good answer, so I don’t really have to think about this question)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. - Too greasy and they don’t have my favourite toppings. And why should I g to Pizza Hut when there are so many Italian restaurants that offer real pizza for the same price?
I watch soap operas whenever I can. - I? Do you know me at all?
I'm obsessive and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. - cp. ‘Britney Spears’
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story". - I can safely answer ‘no’ as I have no idea what is meant.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. - I think I’m a little to old for free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment. I have physiotherapy in an hour, how can I be happy?
I'm obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican. - Hell, no!
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy. - As much as I try, I could never reach that state of immaculate perfection.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger. - More or less yes, but I’m willing to make exceptions.
I study for tests most of the time. - I study for most of my tests, but I do not spend most of my time studying.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. - I used to when I first learned to tie a bow as my grandmother (who taught me) was left handed.
I can work on a car. - I don’t have a car and I hoe I will not need one in as very long time.
I love my job. - I’ll be very happy when I finally finish university.
I am comfortable with who I am right now. - More or less, yes.
I have more than just my ears pierced. - I do not have my ears pierced, let alone anything else.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. - Very true! Barefoot or in socks to be specific
I have jumped off a bridge. - There was a lovely little river below and it was a hot day.
I love sea turtles. - In a soup perhaps…
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. - Depends on your definition of ‘ridiculous amounts’. My father would say any cent spend on make-up is too much, but in comparison to any average female I spend rather little.
I believe in prophetic dreams. - I’ve been in situations where I was sure that I had already experienced them in a dream (just a strange variation of a déjà-vu), but I would never believe that something would come true because I had dreamt about it.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. - Sure, who doesn’t have these major goals and dreams and some (more or less realistic) plans on how to achieve it.
I am proficient on a musical instrument. - I used to, at least. Recorder, alto. And during QaF Season 2 (?) I actually thought of unpacking my violin, but my broken arm saved my flatmates from a fate worse than death.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant. - I try to avoid McD as much as possible. It’s been more than a year that I’ve last been in one.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules. - Rules what? The world? Not yet, but it will.
I went to college out of state. - I went from Bavaria to Berlin, if that counts. Oh yeah, and I went to study abroad, but that was a little later.
I am adopted.
I like sausage. - I hinted at it before: I am from Bavaria.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox. - ???. I love red shoes, though.
I have thrown up from crying too much. - No, but I’ve throwing up and crying.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. - Yes, that bastard!
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. [quote kennahijja again] I don't *fall* for anybody beyond a kind of controllable crush/affection.[/quote]
I adore bright colors. - Yes, bright black! (okay, I don’t mind bright red either)
I love Dear Abby. - Perhaps if I knew what it was.
I can't live without black eyeliner. - The goth girl inside me is very much under control most of the time.
I think school is awesome. - Big ‘NO’
I think pigtails serve a purpose. - To keep your hair out of your face.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals. - WTF?
I don't like multi-textured ice cream. - Aha. Let’s just say I love any and every kind of ice-cream, as long as it’s without alcohol.
I think John Cusack is adorable. - That’s the guy from ‘High Fidelity’? Nope, he was tpp boring, music-obsessed and whiny in that film.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. - Someone explain please!
I watch Food Network way too much. - I like food. I cook it, I eat it, I might even watch it, but there’s not network behind it, I can assure you.
I love coaching youth sports. - Yes, only there are three words wrong in this sentence: ‘coaching’, ‘sports’ and ‘youth’
I can pick up things with my toes. - I also open doors with my feet when I have my hands full.
I can't whistle. - I produce a sound that I would called ‘whistiling’ almost all the time when I am in the kitchen or the bathroom and so far my flatmates have not complained.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither. - What for?
I have ridden/owned a horse. - Yes, but that fascination stopped when I was about nine.
I still have every journal I've ever written in. - I think so, yes. But usually there are only one or two entries and then I abandoned it again.
I can't stick to a diet. - I can, but not for more than two hours.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. - I think the future might be nice, but as I can’t know for sure. Definitely not the past, I cherish modern comforts like hot showers, coffee and education.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. - Unfortunately it doesn’t work.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. - How old do you think I am? Ten?
I have jazz in my blood. - The doctor said no.
I would not be friends if they weren't family. - What’s that supposed to mean? But I can assure you that there are several people that I call family, but I would never call them friends because they aren’t, we merely have the misfortune of sharing some ancestors.
I wear a toe ring. - What for?
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas. - I still have to make up my mind about that one.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. - Try more than one!
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is. - No.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed. - I read trashy fanfic, does that count?
I love wrestling. - *rolls eyes*
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. - I don’t mind trees as long as they stay out of my way and no, I am very much not spiritual, thank you.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. - No, it is very wrong to kill a person, not matter what the circumstances are. And a more selfish reason: I could not deal with the guilt.
I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions. - No a single one.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. - In my first semester as university we learned that all collectors are somewhat nutty and that you should never work in a museum that has objects you collect privately. Now that I am almost finished with my studies and after meeting many collectors in the course of it, I have to agree to a certain extent. On the other hand, all avid HP fans are somewhat nutty and I count myself among them.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist. - I am prejudiced against people who call themselves artists. In my opinion it’s not an attitude or a title you can give yourself, but it’s something you have to earn.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. - Good idea!
I am ambidexterous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. - Hell no!
My computer has a name. - Only when it misbehaves!
If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes. - Why should I.
I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries. - Both actually, I have lived in four different countries (Australia, France, Ireland and Germany) and in three different states (Bundesländer) in my own country.
I am extremely flexible.
I love hugs more than kisses.
I want to own my own business. - I’m working on it!
I smoke or tried cigarettes. - Once, and I had an allergic reaction to it.
I have met a star from ABC's LOST. - No, and I’m not at all interested.
I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. - Can’t argue with that!
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons. - NO! And I can’t see any reason why anyone outside police and army should be.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. - Substitute ‘like’ with ‘love’
I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the cloud.
I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
I have played strip poker with someone else before.
I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because. - Sometimes
I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
I believe I am in love with a Japanese rock star. - *snorts*
I believe I am in love with a fictional Japanese character.
I have dated someone who has had more than 300 sexual partners.
I have told a friend that I have a crush on them.
I have cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend.
I have been in a romantic relationship with members of both the same and the opposite sex.
I am happy with my current relationship.
I have had sex with an uncircumcised male. - I’ve never had sex with a circumcised male. Different culture.
I am often attracted to unsuitable individuals.
I love brussel spouts and rutabagas. - Not really. I prefer broccoli and spinach (Honestly!)
I collect sand. - WTF?
I love Reality TV.
I'm hopelessly bad with anything that doesn't interest me.
I’ve been part of an art exhibition - both with my works and as a model
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