:P as stolen from kimmys profile...

[marywanna]

AP GOV'T AND POLITICS CLASS CONVO:
nicole: KIMMY'S MY HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNER!!!
me: oh man...
mrs. morelli: SH!!! ::laughing hysterically::

another one...
mrs. morelli: now, who wrote the mayflower compact?
nicole: the pilgrims! when they sailed here!
me: in 1492!
nicole: dude.. that was definitely columbus...
me: damnit!