221B: Sex doesn't alarm me

[marysutherland]

BBC Sherlock

Rating 12+ (depending on your imagination)

Spoilers: Minor for Scandal in Belgravia. Inspired by a comment by Shoudboverthis.

"You're pick-pocketing Lestrade's phone now?" John said, when Sherlock gleefully produced it.

"He was being particularly irritating today."

"Well, maybe he's in a bad mood because his marriage has recently broken

Comments

[thesmallhobbit]

Entirely Sherlock's own fault for lifting the phone! Will his brain ever recover?

[marysutherland]

Since I'm no good at porn, nothing I write could possibly be as alarming or amazing as what is in my readers' own minds. Especially yours. ;-)